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xoxoxoBruce 10-26-2008 02:28 AM

October 27, 2008: Scotoplanes
 
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Sea Pig or by its scientific name, Scotoplane, is a wacky little creature. It usually inhabits the sea beds and feeds on the mud, taking in the organic materials settled there for nutrition.
Translation; they eat the poop of every other creature in the sea... and probably their own.

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Despite the gross little tentacles and the various suckers, some people find it absolutely adorable. But given the actual lack of any cuteness, it's placed number 5 on our list.
The "list" is the "Top Six Ugliest Animals on Mother Earth", which you can see here.

http://cellar.org/2008/Scotoplane.jpg

Big ass spiders, electrocuted cows, poop eaters, I'll be glad when this election is over. :haha"

Scriveyn 10-26-2008 03:33 AM

What's it called on a Chinese menu?

SPUCK 10-26-2008 05:03 AM

"Main course"




That thing is so ugly only it's mother would... um no, no, she wouldn't.

ZenGum 10-26-2008 05:31 AM

I guess to one scotoplane, another scotoplane could be very beautiful. But not to me, those things are ugly, although in a practical kind of way.

Follow Bruce's link. Ali, does number six look like Russ Hinze to you??

P.S. I see Jesus upside-down in the monkfish's mouth.

xhaos01 10-26-2008 07:02 AM

I still think the Naked Mole Rat is the ugliest thing on the planet... but thats just me.

http://animals.nationalgeographic.co...rat_image.html

ZenGum 10-26-2008 07:16 AM

The naked mole rat. The only predator masculine enough to hunt the vagina dentata.

SquidGirl 10-26-2008 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by xhaos01 (Post 497627)
I still think the Naked Mole Rat is the ugliest thing on the planet... but thats just me.

http://animals.nationalgeographic.co...rat_image.html

Imaging *being* the Naked Mole Rat. Not only do you have an identity crisis (am I a mole or am I a rat) you also have to deal with being NAKED all the time! Hmm....maybe that wouldn't be so bad......

Sundae 10-26-2008 08:49 AM

Actually they remind me of something out of Japanese animation. I could see them as Pokemon. And yes, I do find them quite cute.
Bless them, toiling away, benefiting the sea, minding their own business. Then hauled into an alien environment so they can be photographed and called ugly.

Poor babies.

richlevy 10-26-2008 09:58 AM

When I saw the rubber gloves holding them, it looked like a surgeon holding human organs - kidneys or really large testicles.

Cloud 10-26-2008 10:23 AM

another reason not to be a mermaid

Nirvana 10-26-2008 10:32 AM

It looks like a giant tick!:eek:

Gravdigr 10-26-2008 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 497650)
When I saw the rubber gloves holding them, it looked like a surgeon holding human organs - kidneys or really large testicles.

Dude. Those would be some SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP testicles. Seriously.:nadkick:

Cicero 10-26-2008 07:29 PM

It's a septic treatment unit for the sea! How useful. :)

onetrack 10-26-2008 09:48 PM

Ya can't fool me! ... those are actually Haggises - as caught in their wild state!! ... :)

TheMercenary 10-26-2008 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by onetrack (Post 497788)
Ya can't fool me! ... those are actually Haggises - as caught in their wild state!! ... :BG:

Good one, They actually look like dophins or sharks.


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