Deer are douchebag assholes
 

They are big, fucking, useless, don't taste especially good, and they are vandals who fucked up my car last night.

They suck.

:eek: Damn SN that really sucks! Glad you are alright.

Guess that will be the last time you call me a whore in a Cellar thread. ;) JK!

So you got the check? Great! when can you start?
:p :D

How do you think I paid the deer? :eyebrow:

Ah, young grasshopper, deer walk in the shadows like ninja warrior. You must search deep within yourself or they become pavement pelt.

What are you talking about. Deer taste great! I love venison sautéed in a little olive oil with garlic and shallots. Great stuff.

I'm sure they think the same of the large metal creatures and softer two legs driving them.

Help yourself:
Lat. 43° 5'5.41"N
Long. 73°20'32.02"W

Maybe some deer, this one RAN in the headlights like a knucklehead.

Oh yeah, you can bet they're on report!

Deer are suicidal. They should all be on prozac. Where I live there are 80 billion deer. Where I lived before that there are 80 gazillion. People were scared to go on the highway after 3:00pm. A popular pass time was listening in to the police radio to see who had gotten whacked now. I kid you not, there were containers on every corner where people could throw their deer skins.

Deer like to wait around blind corners, then hop out at the last second. I think its part of a plot to get rid of humans. Radar should come out here and stuff himself on venison. Give me elk any day. :headshake

I almost got a doe, when returning from store, here in town.
Asshats charged me $4.20 for maters I didn't buy.
That was reason for trip. Refund. Food Giant sucks.

Last Spring, a friend of mine was driving home from Pagan camp, when he hit a flying deer. It seems a car going the other way hit it as it leaped and deflected it into his Geo Metro. Fucked it right up, it did.

One time, at Pagan camp...

Oh deer, I am sorry. ;)