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wolf 03-28-2004 10:18 PM

John Kerry Stands at the Left Hand of the Devil
 
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Okay, so actually I know that the image is a hoax, but I sure thought it was funny.

My favorite story so far about this was of several pagan chicks saying "wow, now I'll really vote for him because of his support of alternative religions."

warch 03-29-2004 04:54 PM

Well...that and the snowboarding.

xoxoxoBruce 03-29-2004 05:10 PM

I think snowboarding is a better reason.;)

Happy Monkey 03-29-2004 09:42 PM

I haven't been able to see the picture, but I think that it's more likely that the Republicans have a deal with the Devil:
Quote:

In Washington, the top GOP address listed is 666 11th St. NW, an office building whose occupants gave $10,000 to President Bush. Donors there included parking magnate Leonard B. "Bud" Doggett.

phillybilly 03-30-2004 09:49 AM

DAMN!!!
 
I thought it was real, it would make him a more attractive candidate to me! :angel:

I mean satanists are people to!


to ALL my friends :finger:

Beestie 03-30-2004 10:10 AM

Originally posted by Happy Monkey
Quote:

In Washington, the top GOP address listed is 666 11th St. NW...
Not only that but if you add the digits of the address together, you get...

6 + 6 + 6 = 18 and 1 + 1 = 2;

18 + 2 = 20;

20 = 9 + 11;

911!

[chill bumps]
666 = GOP = 911! **GASP** Its ALL starting to come together now!!
[/chill bumps]

must elect kerry... must elect kerry... must elect kerry... must elect kerry...

russotto 03-30-2004 10:29 AM

This will merely bring out the Kerry-worshippers in full force. After all, who was the last entity to have the Devil at his right?

Happy Monkey 03-30-2004 10:31 AM

And of course:
1+1 = 2, so we add 2 666's.

666
+666
-------
1332

Then rotate that sum 90 degrees (one quadrant, ie NW) and subtract:

1332
- 66
- 66
- 66
--------
1134

Read that upside down on a calculator, and what do you get?

HELL!

smoothmoniker 03-30-2004 11:17 AM

way


way




waaaaayyyyyy too much time on some people's hands

-sm

jaguar 03-30-2004 12:41 PM

add that to the slogans list!

Happy Monkey 03-30-2004 01:29 PM

To somewhat mitigate my post, I knew that equation already, and just figured out a way to link it into the address. ;)

Elspode 03-30-2004 04:22 PM

Isn't LaVey dead, anyway?

Kikoo 04-09-2004 04:38 AM

Kerry at the White House !!!!
it's just what i want
(i don't have all undersatnd, what is the story with the Devil ??)

Happy Monkey 04-09-2004 06:31 AM

It's not a story, just a photoshopped picture of Kerry and a famous Satanist. (Which still has nothing to do with the Devil - LaVey picked the term Satanist just to annoy Christians. He was basically an atheist/hedonist.)

Kikoo 04-11-2004 05:35 AM

and it's a bad thing for Kerry ??


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