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1Sunshine 05-01-2011 05:13 PM
My landlord has died...
 
His name was George. We did not always get along, and at times I feared him when he drank. Sometimes he would knock on my door when he was bombed...always smelling of whisky and wearing a 'wife-beater' T-shirt. I kept a can of wasp spray near by in case he became violent. (It works better than pepper spray.)

Anyway, on Friday we spoke about some issues. And agreed to a 'truce.' While I was at the beach, I found a beautifully colored seashell, and was planning to give it to him.

Upon arriving home, I saw many cars and boquets of flowers surrounding the house. George had died of a heart attack only hours after we had breakfast on Friday. Now I feel aweful about all those times we fought...

monster 05-01-2011 06:09 PM
Where do you live?

1Sunshine 05-01-2011 06:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by monster (Post 729507)
Where do you live?
I prefer not to discuss such intimate details. I am a bit shy. It's just my general nature I guess. And from reading some of the posts on here, there does seem to be some fighting and nastyness going on.
So I guess we'll just see how it goes from here. Thanks for your reply, but you could have offered condolences...

Rhianne 05-01-2011 06:33 PM
Queens?

1Sunshine 05-01-2011 06:44 PM
So the funeral is going to be tomorrow. I am somewhat nervous. I usually do not go to funerals for any reason. I get physically ill. When my grandpa and grandma died, I keep leaving the 'wake' because I could not stand the smell of the funeral parlar, nor seeing them in caskets. I don't want to be rude. But I don't want to go either. And now...who do I give my rent mone too? I guess his wife?

DanaC 05-01-2011 07:11 PM
I'm sorry, you must be mistaking me for someone who gives a shit.

1Sunshine 05-01-2011 07:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 729523)
I'm sorry, you must be mistaking me for someone who gives a shit.
Yet again, I am met with another rude response. What is wrong with some of you?

Getgo 05-01-2011 08:25 PM
George is an idiot.

asidebet 05-01-2011 08:29 PM
If you can come out, I can too. :eek:

Nirvana 05-01-2011 08:35 PM
Invasion of the Sock Puppets! :eek:

monster 05-01-2011 08:44 PM
Please don't come out in my sock puppet, that's rude. And sticky.

jimhelm 05-02-2011 12:17 AM
http://www.cafepharma.com/boards/sho...75&postcount=5


so... out of ideas? this is SO last year.
Quote:
Originally Posted by pam on CF on may 28th 2010
Thank you for your kind words F***tard. Mr. Landlord was drunk when he came to my door. He was wearing a wife-beater T-shit that was covered in ketchup and mustard stains. He reeked of body odor and alcohol.

I was prepared with my wasp spray. You appear to own a home. You are fortunate. I am not. I can't sleep. This man is the devil.

Did you know that his bathroom is right above my tiny apt.?? Everytime he takes a piss, I have to hear it. Half the time he misses, and the urine comes through my ceiling. It is no way to live...

I have been a good and quiet tennant, and have never caused problems. I'm simply lost as to know what to do...and I don't want my parents to get upset. I am already a dissapointment to my entire family...

Your 'friend'
Pam.

ZenGum 05-02-2011 12:26 AM
Wait, your landlord was Osama goddam Bin fucking Laden??? Why didn't you say so??? There was $50,000,000 on him, for god's sake!

Glinda 05-02-2011 01:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1Sunshine (Post 729499)
His name was George. We did not always get along, and at times I feared him when he drank. Sometimes he would knock on my door when he was bombed...always smelling of whisky and wearing a 'wife-beater' T-shirt. I kept a can of wasp spray near by in case he became violent. (It works better than pepper spray.)

Anyway, on Friday we spoke about some issues. And agreed to a 'truce.' While I was at the beach, I found a beautifully colored seashell, and was planning to give it to him.

Upon arriving home, I saw many cars and boquets of flowers surrounding the house. George had died of a heart attack only hours after we had breakfast on Friday. Now I feel aweful about all those times we fought...
What exactly did you feed this guy?!?

Happy Monkey 05-02-2011 01:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 729599)
http://www.cafepharma.com/boards/sho...75&postcount=5


so... out of ideas? this is SO last year.
I think she mentioned the seashell thing before, too; whether here or on another post from somewhere else that someone reposted here.


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