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Griff 12-19-2008 05:41 AM

Cellar Predictions 2009
 
By the end of 2009 the economy will be reported as doing better. Call it the ouiji board effect. The journalists will start subconsciously looking for and reporting good news as soon as Obama is sworn in. Wall Street being run by the bat shit crazy will follow with a year ending rally.

classicman 12-19-2008 07:23 AM

Journalists will start looking for and reporting good news as soon as Obama is sworn in.

Trilby 12-19-2008 07:24 AM

monkies will fly out of my butt.

Shawnee123 12-19-2008 07:38 AM

In 2009 there will be no shoes flying at our president. At least not after the 20th.

Cicero 12-19-2008 01:30 PM

In 2009 California will have another large quake spilling thousands into NM, so I can be irritated, not just some of the time, anymore.

monster 12-19-2008 02:23 PM

Michelle Obama will get pregnant

Trilby 12-19-2008 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 515232)
Michelle Obama will get pregnant

Yep. One more for the welfare mother.

Oh...wait...

Sundae 12-19-2008 03:41 PM

Cellar Predictions - you do mean make predictions regarding the Cellar, right? Okay, in the best Mystic Meg tradition, here are mine.

In 2009 we will get a noob who will rock the whole board and set established Dwellars at eachother's throats.

Someone's good luck will make the tip jat overfloweth in two separate months.

Case will get another Cellar commission, one which will have real significance to the purchaser's children in years to come.

Someone who probably doesn't deserve it will get some very bad news. And someone who probably does deserve it will get some too.

The colour blue will be the Cellar's lucky colour this year.

One of the long term single people on the board will find true love. It will grow very slowly, but by the end of the year he/ she will be in a lasting relationship. In fact it will be another Dwellar asking a pointed question about how often a certain person is being mentioned that will make the Dwellar aware of how important this person has become.

A beloved pet will be ill, but will recover.

The letters l, g, and a will become significant for one Dwellar.
As will the city of Phoenix.

Oh and all Dwellars should watch out for feathers in March. It's not quite clear, but there will either be a feather related injury, or something serious which involves them in some way.

Yznhymr 12-19-2008 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 515247)
Oh and all Dwellars should watch out for feathers in March. It's not quite clear, but there will either be a feather related injury, or something serious which involves them in some way.

My crystal ball must need to be sent out for cleaning, I didn't see anything about feathers, I thought I saw brown gerbils. Hmph..oh well. :rolleyes:

Aliantha 12-19-2008 04:07 PM

At least one Dwellar will give birth.

Radar 12-20-2008 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 515258)
At least one Dwellar will give birth.

I predict, it won't be me.

DucksNuts 12-21-2008 04:23 AM

A dwellar will...

lose their job
suffer a broken heart
get a STI
travel overseas


possibly even the same one

Trilby 12-21-2008 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 515603)
A dwellar will...

lose their job
suffer a broken heart
get a STI
travel overseas


possibly even the same one

Yeah. I called that 1995. Ha!

ZenGum 12-21-2008 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 515603)
A dwellar will...

lose their job
suffer a broken heart
get a STI
travel overseas


possibly even the same one

Does it have to be in that order? Reverse order would be quite plausible.

Aliantha 12-21-2008 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 515603)
A dwellar will...

lose their job
suffer a broken heart
get a STI
travel overseas


possibly even the same one

Didn't you do those things last year?


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