A dingo took my baby!
 

Shoot the tires out, before it get to the brush.

but you might wake the baby!

Your choice.

I dunno why but I lol'd. It just wasn't what I was expecting.

me either. that's why I thought I'd share. :)

I can't think of a punchline involving my baby, my wife, a dog, some cows, and a "mule" ...

I married a mule?

is that a jerry springer type line?

Yes, I also like "y'all jus' jealous!" ... oh and anything with "all'a y'all"

and then they flash their tiny titties? lol

I know parents try to avoid the dirty diapers, but isn't that a little too much?

My goal for the day is to use that in a sentence and see what kinda looks I get over here.

let us know how it goes. Someone'll probably abuse you for sounding like a dickhead. lol