Notable quotes
 

I had no idea where to put this, but I had to share it. Post your own memorable but random quotes.

From Naked Conversations, by Robert Scoble and Shel Israel:

A few geek T-shirt quotes:

_____There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

_____If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

_____ Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

one that seems to ring more true as I get older:

Life is like a shit sandwich, the more doe you got, the less shit you taste.

Rex, who the hell spells it "doe?"

And the accurate quote is "bread."

I am a citizen of the world first, and of this country at a later and more convenient hour.

Henry David Thoreau

This is, I think my favourite Tom Paine quote.

<----"this guy"

"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
Steve Martin

Stolen from cookies:

"The universe is expanding."
"What is that your business?"

- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall"

I love Woody Allen.

So I keep stealing from teh cookie jar, what of it?

I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes, because then when students from another college come sniffing around, they'll know this is someone else's territory.
- Deep Thoughts

I'm bringing this up at the next Town Hall meeting.

"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."

"Always avoid alliteration."

~unknown

Eschew obfuscatory sesquipedelian circumlocutions.

Aaron Altman: A lot of alliterations from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!
--Broadcast News

"The winner of the rat race is still a rat."