I've been holding the mayo for a long, looooooooooooooooooooooong time.

If you order from The Gravdigr Grill, trust me, you're getting the mayo.

Operator: [Captain Oveur is on the phone with the Mayo Clinic] Excuse me, Captain Oveur, but I have an emergency call on line five from a Mr. Hamm.
Captain Oveur: Alright, give me a Hamm on five, hold the Mayo.

Where is this whining crying post by classic? I see pot shots taken at Merc and Classic all the time ( by people other than Red )and much of the time they seem to try to ignore it.

I like all three guys but red sure does get bent and he did ask to be banned. Sorry red. There was no sexual harassment of women. Red,prior to you being banned I read and reread classics post. If someone wants to link to that post to prove red was right please do and I will recant.

Sky - thanks, but really. I said plenty of things of which I'm not proud.

wow, I know. duh

I am talking about the reason for Red being banned and your post and not about the 'whole of you'
* giving you the stink eye*:p:

there's somebody who doesn't like blowjobs? wow, never knew . . .

I LOVE blowjobs.

Know why a bride smiles on her wedding day?
She gave her last blowjob the night before.

BTW, Shawnee, it's about fucking time you got your ass back in here!

I know my husband likes them. :)

I like a man with a short fat cock if I'm going to swallow.
If it's just foreplay I'm not as fussed about the size.

I've never had my ears tugged, but I did once have a guy get his fingers caught in my elaborate hairdo. My bad for sucking someone off at a posh function. He was my boyfriend at the time, I hasten to add. We snuck back into the event, him with a satisfied smirk and me with a shocked expression and watering eyes.

Ive seen a vid where a guy was pulling a chick back and forth by her ears....I'd start laughing if some guy tried that on me.

I think Ive had my ears tugged, and hummed "working class man"

I don't think I've ever had my ears tugged.

I did have a male friend a few years ago who used to joke about the fact that the reason he had ears that stuck out was so that they made good handles. He was gay.

What do you call a guy with no dick, who's popular with the ladies?

Fuck knows.

Man: Hey baby, come and sit on my face!

Woman: Is your nose bigger than your dick?

Sundae, why do you prefer a man with a short fat cock for swallowing?

I've never learned to deep throat, and I think it's more erotic for a man to see most of his penis being swallowed. Too long and I feel like a kid with an ice-lolly.
And fat because you can work up good sucking action.