2008 Predictions
Okay let's have them:
1) Hopkin Green Found 2) 2 dwellars with 100+ posts will be banned. 3) Monkeys will cause trouble. |
Osama Bin Laden will be found to have been hiding, not in Pakistan, but in the White House press room, where he has spent the past six years. Since he made it a point to always throw the President softball questions, noone bothered to run a background check.
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1) Famous people will die this new year.
2) Hitlery Clinton will be elected president in Nov and little will change in the way business is done in Washington. 3) We will not fix the problems in Health Care, Immigration, sub-prime lending forecloures, and there will be another major terrorist attack on US soil. |
Obama versus Romney, Obama for the win.
DOW 13000, NASDAQ 2900, GOOG 1000 Economic downturn Summer, but not into negative growth "recession" levels. Troop level in Iraq down to 60,000 by election time. US deaths cut in half again, Iraqi future continuing to trend largely positive. The long-awaited Israel v Hisballah in Lebanon, round II. |
We will be anxiously waiting for 2009 to make more predictions.
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Cowboys win their 6th Superbowl over .....the Colts.
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See UT, LJ understands, this is a comedy thread.:D
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dickholes. both a ya.
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+Oil futures will reach $120/barrel
+Gasoline cost will spike +No one will do anything about it +Incandescent light bulbs will be banned in 14 countries |
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I was at a talk with Steve Ballmer once, and he stated that one day, children would no longer use pencils or pens in school. They would instead use Tablet PCs.
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dow 11500, gold $1000, oil $80-$110.
POTUS Obama. Doesn't change a damn thing other than a different target for ridicule. Lindsay Lohan hits rehab twice. Amy Winehouse OD's. Britney squeezes out her third unfortunate soul. Jack Black makes 3 stupid movies. Michael Jackson molests a child. But it's all ok because Arsenal will win the title. |
People will make more predictions.
Household 6 says: Well, we are going to elect a new president. Aaannnndddd, it's going to be a fantastic year! My wife is so optimistic. She keeps me in line. |
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