Is Scotland a real country?
 

Is Scotland a real country? Or is it the attic of England where they lock away all the loonies?

When I think of a Scotsman, this is the image that comes to mind

I bet that Scotsman knows how to resize a picture.

Yikes, dude!

Why are you messing with the Scots?

Is it because of the weather or the booze?

By virtue of birth, I am Scottish on BOTH sides.

Scots are not loonies but they are prideful and stubborn. They are also known for thrift. And kilts. They make a wonderful addition to the UK.

You'll have to ask the Scotch.;)

That man has too many teeth to be an old Scot.
They have usually had them all punched out by that age.

With that hat, that Scot looks like a Canadian. You know, a man from Canadia.

Scotland? Real?

Small, with its own oil, largely undefended and still uninvaded by the USA?

No. It can't be real.

*snorts*

Thass nae a Scot!



or

If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!

even the birds are foul mouthed over there!

I most certainly AM!