Mine would say to me "BOY WHAT A PIECE OF GARBAGE THE WORLD HAS TURNED INTO" and in which case HE WOULD BE 1000% RIGHT!!

Wow, you guys got time travel! Wait can we be at the same point...

He would say, you like jogging throw those cigarettes down and stomp with your foot.

Marry that gal with a PHD in nursing. She can pay me alimony.

Lift with your legs not your back you dumb ass.

Damn, you old.

You know how to look younger? Hang out with old people.

It would say, you stupid son of a bitch, you fucked up my life.!

I said you'd never learn. :)

... or possibly 'I told you so'.

If you put me in your will, you CAN take it with you!

Nice to meet you, sir.

You're whose Dad again?

Ah man!!

If my 17 y.o. self gives me attitude, I'm not going to live very long.

My 17 year old self would say "I TOLD YOU TO INVEST IN APPLE COMPUTER AND MICROSOFT!!!"

YOUR 17 year old self woulda said "Hi sailor! How you doin'?"

And then there woulda been a squickie.

:jig::lol2:

Sadly, at 17, the only "seamen" around me was my own. :D