50%...survey says!
 

Make up your own statistics here.

50% of half of the Americans who were asked independently by an idependent organization (of which roughly 56% were female) cannot determine 30% of half of their ass from a hole in the ground. Furthermore, 43% of the people polled did not recognize 89% of the words and another 5% said they gave their ass to benefit 60% of the people who were affected by the solid increase in storms last year...a whopping 98% elevation from the previous 43 years. All but 31% of the respondents were sixth day adventists, which may account for the .05% decrease of affirmative responses from respondents for the same percentage of time the previous decade.

Any time that you shake hands with someone, there is a 23% chance that they have picked their nose within the previous four minutes.

there is a 10% chance that any bank bill over $10 you touch has been used to sniff cocaine, but a 23% chance that any $10 or less had been up a sex-worker's hoo-haa.

22% of people surveyed told me to sod off.

99% of all rain in the world fell in Ann Arbor today. This proves that George Bush is a twat.

That right there is a sig.

:lol:

50% of those responding to polls say that a 50% vote in any given poll option does not represent half; rather, it represents the other half which is intrinsically less meaningful.

Hey! I know my ass from a hole in the ground, but I sometimes have difficulty finding it with both hands and a flashlight ...

50% of all the people you shake hands with will pass potentially infectious viruses or bacteria directly to your hand which you will subsequently infect yourself with within 3 minutes of touching the vector.... wash your hands fools.

i'm convinced that 75% of houstonians learned how to drive at the go kart track.

(sad side note: it really does happen. full grown ppl who don't know how to drive are brought here to learn how to drive before their tests. *sigh*)

50% of dwellars actually read most of the posts in a thread before replying. Only 25% of those actually procees what they read. 10% of those "get it", but 4% of those are pathological assholes. So If you start a thread in th Cellar, you have a 3.14% chance of a coherant response. But you have a 66.6% chance of being contradicted.

I have actually received change bills from our local bodega that smell like hoohaa. Ugh.

I think the number is actually quite a bit smaller.:D