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Undertoad 09-12-2007 07:36 AM

September 12, 2007: Japanese wasp crackers
 
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Spluch catches this one, an animal IotD which has been helpfully pre-baked into a crunchy, stingy form. A Japanese snack baker has come up with the idea of embedding wasps into a rice cracker, Of course, since so many of us enjoy eating crackers with homemade wasp dip.

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Wasp hunters from the village, who are mostly in their 80's, catch them in nearby forests.

They are then boiled in water, dried and sprinkled over the cracker mix, which is then stamped by hot iron cracker cutters.

A bag of 20 crackers costs 1.60 pounds, but output is limited as the wasps are caught in the wild for optimum flavour.
Right, you don't want to deal with those inferior domesticated wasps, they suck.

At least the aging wasp hunters -- the mighty, proud wasp hunters! -- are not going without employment.

xoxoxoBruce 09-12-2007 07:47 AM

From the link...
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The jibachi senbei, or digger wasp rice crackers, each contain five or six black insects which are clearly visible to the naked eye.
5 or 6? Typical Madison avenue. The picture shows the cookie stuffed full of waspy goodness, but the truth is in the fine print.

Emrikol 09-12-2007 08:38 AM

I'll ask the question:

What about the stingers?!?!?!?!

Sheldonrs 09-12-2007 08:49 AM

"...output is limited as the wasps are caught in the wild for optimum flavour..."


So these are free-range wasps?

Do they have any milk-fed wasps? Those are the most tender.

Flint 09-12-2007 09:23 AM

What's the difference between a WASP and a Cracker anyway? Somebody ask freshness...

Shawnee123 09-12-2007 09:37 AM

Oh no you di'int!

Cracker ass cracker.

SteveDallas 09-12-2007 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 384473)
What's the difference between a WASP and a Cracker anyway? Somebody ask freshness...

Wasps are the bosses. Crackers are the peons. It leads to a great deal of cognitive dissonance for those of us crackers who got promoted into management while the wasps were distracted by their golf games.

monster 09-12-2007 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 384473)
What's the difference between a WASP and a Cracker anyway? Somebody ask freshness...

:headshake



:rotflol:

Sheldonrs 09-12-2007 11:16 AM

Well at least nobody asked if they have Jews in crackers. :headshake

monster 09-12-2007 11:25 AM

:lol: what flavor is your bf anyway? :p

lumberjim 09-12-2007 11:27 AM

he's chocolate....or pumpernickel, i think

Flint 09-12-2007 11:28 AM

I saw a loaf of bread at the store, billed as "DARK PUMP" ... srsly

Sheldonrs 09-12-2007 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 384514)
:lol: what flavor is your bf anyway? :p

As of a week ago, he tastes like EX.

monster 09-12-2007 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 384525)
As of a week ago, he tastes like EX.

Oh dear, sorry. I wondered if my impertinent question was a little below the belt....

fargon 09-12-2007 12:41 PM

Ewwwww!:vomit:


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