i am drinking. napolitano in the oral office makes me want to commit hari krishna.

I want an oral office.

"aw, that's ok monica... nobody'll ever know. hell, hillary is so busy..."

Every time the phone would ring I would bark and run around like my puppy.

Somebody here is definitely drinking, and it ain't a Nehi (which always did sound to me like one of the lesser-known Mormon prophets).

It isn't me drinking, either. The national leadership of the Jackass Party frankly isn't enough to drive me to drink or make me walk there. I just have plenty of reason to recognize that their vision of statesmanship has severe astigmatism.

Repulican't are worse... so no one can feel uppity here.