What are you Chewing RWN
 

Right Woofing Now I am chewing paddywack it is all slimy and smells good and when I roll on my back it goes down my throat and that isnt good mummy says what are you chewing RWN?

Brazil nuts

Ironically enough - a carrot.

Hahahaha. Nice.


I am chewing a piece of toffee.

I just chewed a couple tacos. And my thumb. I don't know what a paddywhack is but maybe I need one.

http://www.mastersdogfoods.co.uk/gun...paddy-wack.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paddywhack

Mmmm tasty ligament.

Might not be too bad. I've almost reached ligaments in my thumb. ;)

This old man, he played one,
He played knick-knack on my thumb;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played two,
He played knick-knack on my shoe;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played three,
He played knick-knack on my knee;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played four,
He played knick-knack on my whore;
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Give the dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

What amazes me the most I think is that the original poster is clearly a bit crazy. The population of the Cellar answers said crazy poster with the most sincere and truthful answers, clearly totally ignoring the insane portion of the post. I'm not sure if this is out of some sort of respect, or because we are all just a bit crazy.

Oh, we're all mad here. You'll fit right in.

He's a puppy, Joe. You really think he's even the least bit sane?
:)

Across the road from my window is a park/oval which includes a dogs-off-leash play area. I often get to see the dogs racing around, playing, having fun, chasing balls, sniffing butts, making friends with other dogs, being enthusiastic about LIFE! Meanwhile the humans stand around trying to look Serious and Respectable.

Sometimes I think dogs are the sanest things on the planet.

Except the butt-sniffing.

Or, we all know the OP is a puppy who is just learning his internet skillz and is still working on punctuation.

you pick the more plausible option....

I just want to ask... how do you know?

Here we go again.

I teach students, but do they call me Zengum the Teacher? Nooooo.
I do first aid, but do they call me Zengum the first-aider? Nooooooo.
I read lots of books, but do they call me Zengum the reader? Nooo-ooo-ooo.

But you sniff one butt, just one little butt, just once, just to see what it's like, and from then on ...