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xoxoxoBruce

04-27-2010 11:03 PM

April 28, 2010: $5544 Sex Toys

Antique sex toys... antique wooden sex toys... antique French wooden sex toys.

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Two historic sex toys thought to date back to the 1700s have been sold at an Essex auction for £3,600.

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One of the objects measures 10in (25cm) and the other 11in (28cm).
Staff at the auction described the sex toys as "extraordinary and exceptionally rare". The catalogue description read: "Designed to please Lot 340 - an extraordinary and exceptionally rare "Travel Godermiche". "A pair of wooden phallus contained within a fitted kid leather covered Treen case with strap fleurs-de-lys decoration. The case, although having a re-lined interior, appears to have aged commensurate with the phallus.

Rare? Yeah, it's not the sort of thing that gets handed down for generations, or listed in your estate inventory, for that matter.

Oh, and the auctioneer was Wendy Wood... Wendy Wood's wooden woodies? ;)

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SPUCK

04-28-2010 04:39 AM

I fixed it for you..

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aged commensurate with the phalli

Just think of the rare VD you could get from them!

Antimatter

04-28-2010 04:52 AM

Now who wood have though of that?

tim	04-28-2010 05:22 AM

palli phalli

Some dickhead, probably ...

tim	04-28-2010 05:37 AM

... ooops! First post!

I certainly wasn't aiming at SPUCK (and certainly no disrespect intended)!

xoxoxoBruce

04-28-2010 06:52 AM

No problem, Tim, welcome to the Cellar. :D

monster

04-28-2010 07:12 AM

tim, you're fitting right in already -just like the phalli, presumably

ZenGum

04-28-2010 08:00 AM

You'd wanna watch for splinters.

In Japan, ye olde dildoes were made of stone. Trick was to warm them up in a bowl of hot water first.

ToastyOhs

04-28-2010 08:14 AM

That's a lot of money for something to hide in your underwear drawer.

Sheldonrs

04-28-2010 08:34 AM

Not to gross anyone out or anything, but those were made of bleached pine originally. :D

xoxoxoBruce

04-28-2010 08:47 AM

No, 10 & 11 inches of maHOGany.

Sheldonrs

04-28-2010 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 652235)

No, 10 & 11 inches of maHOGany.

You sure it's not cherryPOPPINwood?

rditlkustoleit

04-28-2010 09:29 AM

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a...
Oh I see, these are clearly hard candy.

dmg1969

04-28-2010 11:55 AM

Does anyone else find it ironic that the auction was held in Essex?

Cloud

04-28-2010 12:14 PM

dunno, but I'm still hung up on "Wendy Wood's wooden woodies"

huzzah!

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