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Spexxvet 08-27-2010 08:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 678739)
If anyone besides me still used a command line, I'd turn that into a text adventure.



You are standing in your kitchen. You are hungry.

>Eat bacon

I see no bacon here.

> look around

There is a refrigerator here, a kitchen table, and a cabinet containing a grue.

>
Open refridgerator, look for bacon.

xoxoxoBruce 08-28-2010 02:41 PM
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No little skinny bacon. :headshake

Gravdigr 08-28-2010 04:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 678739)
If anyone besides me still used a command line, I'd turn that into a text adventure.



You are standing in your kitchen. You are hungry.

>Eat bacon

I see no bacon here.

> look around

There is a refrigerator here, a kitchen table, and a cabinet containing a grue.

>
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 678839)
Open refridgerator, look for bacon.
> WTF is a grue?

Gravdigr 08-28-2010 04:13 PM
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Unicorn feeding bacon to pigs.

Gravdigr 08-28-2010 04:17 PM
Bacon or beer can?

Elspode 08-28-2010 09:11 PM
Unicorns and porcine cannibalism? I love it!

impress 08-29-2010 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 679119)
Unicorns and porcine cannibalism? I love it!
Correction: GAY unicorns and porcine cannibalism. AWESOME.

Pete Zicato 08-29-2010 03:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 679084)
> WTF is a grue?
> WTF is a grue?

The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.

Gravdigr 08-30-2010 01:11 AM
Is there a season on them there grues? And do I need a special permit?

xoxoxoBruce 08-30-2010 03:22 AM
Just night vision glasses.

Jacquelita 09-15-2010 08:29 PM
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Vilhelm Lillefläsk's Squeez Bacon® is fully cooked 100% bacon. Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives. Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon!

beauregaardhooligan 09-16-2010 11:43 AM
A bottle of bacon, a can of cheese, and thou!

xoxoxoBruce 09-16-2010 11:45 AM
Oh Beauregaard, you're such a romantic. :haha:

Meursault 10-21-2010 06:10 PM
baconpalooza?
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...ryId=130650117

Gravdigr 10-24-2010 07:48 AM
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Narwhals! Bacon narwhals!


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