Pets as Entertainment: Weird Pet Habits
My kitty goon squad consists of:
Zoey: a tiny 14-year-old, polydactyl Domestic Lynx. Zoey is neurotic; she never stops meowing. In the middle of the night, I'll wake up to hear her yowling at the top of her voice as she wanders around the house. If I'm on the phone, she simply MUST get up in my face and yell at me. She won't even stop when I pet and scratch her. I've taken to walking around the house while on the phone, so she can't holler over the voice of the caller. https://i.imgur.com/7EgCXjj.jpg Scooter Pie: a big, burly 1-year-old gray tabby mutt. Scooter is a spaz; nothing is safe from his inquisitive (and ultimately destructive) nature. He regularly goes into kitty-freak-out mode, zooming around the house, bouncing off the furniture, staring at nothing with a wild, startled look on his face, then zooming off again throughout the house. He also prefers to relax flat on his back, spread-eagle. I don't know. He's just weird. He is entertaining, though. ;) https://i.imgur.com/6LPtn1x.jpg One of my cats has developed an odd habit. Every morning, I wake up to find that one or the other of my cats (or maybe a poltergeist?) has left a specific kitty toy on the couch where I sit to watch TV at night, or on the floor next to that spot. The kitty toy is an ancient felt catnip-filled mouse that my good neighbor's daughter made for my then-kitties about 10 years ago. Both of those kitties have passed on, but the felt mouse lives on as a favored toy of Zoey and Scoot. Turns out, I'm not the only person with pets that have odd habits. Here are some of the more hilarious I found online: Quote:
What odd habits do your pets have? |
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Ah jeez, my dogs were never that creative. The only thing I can think of is they would wind up somehow eating human hair; every once in a while, one would walk back in from pooping with a piece of poop, attached to the hair, dangling four inches down from their butt. Traumatic for them, hilarious to us. |
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On the upside he don't eat much. |
Awwe, they look so adorable, Glinda!
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Ok, now that I've read the list of weird-petnesses...
...I'm wondering just how loudly a cat can clean his butthole. My boy Slick was with us for 20 years, and I'm fairly confident in saying we never heard him perform this necessity. |
Scooter regularly tries to nurse the crook of my elbow, complete with kneading action, some very loud sucking, slurping noises, and lots of slobber.
He often does this while I'm sitting on the toilet. So unsanitary. |
Does Scooter have a problem with shit sticking to his fur?[/punchline]
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