would her nipple(s) be erect if she were really dead?

and those rashers crawling around in the sink? SERIOUSLY creepy!

what about riggormortis?

but i don't think she's meant to be dead

ok, not bacon but close enough

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...jarjarmeat.jpg

Apart from the coffee, I seriously refute that ;)
Agreed. Gave me the shudders big time, like the chicken/ maggots in Poltergeist, which put me off drumsticks for life.
Also completely grim. But funny too.

grim? me? never....

also not bacon, well.... yet.

very strange though.

cop a squiz

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...m9/pigmilk.jpg

Well if you want to get all weird and disturbing ...

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Your Pork-Fu is strong!

And this little piggy ... was made out of pork rinds!
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Sorry for the size, best I could access.

this is just getting better and better

so how far do you want to stretch it exactly?

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o.../boscojpeg.jpg

Keep stretching.
With luck, you might end up with pulled pork.

Seriously, stretch away, says I.

ha!

oky foldy i'll try.. but i am running out of bacon so to speak

this is an alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell of bacon:

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...aconwakin1.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...baconwakin.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...aconwakin2.jpg
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...aconwakin3.jpg


and this, well... you know

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o.../baconroll.jpg

I saw Bacon waffles on a menu today ,,,,,,,


I was to Intimidated to order them

hmm.. sounds kinda mismatched to me but who knows... it might taste ok

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...conwaffles.jpg

[quote=thealphajerk;399047]ahh theres a bogan and a nerd inside us all, even if it has absolutely nothing to do with bacon
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this should be a cellar tagline.

and WTF is that plastic wrapped face? the nose looks pork but the eyes look goat? definately not bovine. or Sheepish.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww. it makes me want to cry.

[quote=Sun_Sparkz;414976]

your damn hell ass right it should be the tag line.

as for the face, that is that annoying thing jar jar from one of the star wars .. i'm fairly sure anyway.... but that's beside the point of him looking mighty tasty.