MY WEENIE MY WEENIE MY WEENIE
have you heard this one before?
I closed my peepee in the car door oh boy howdy I wish I'd have thought about my ween and decided to not |
Maybe you recall?
The closing door that did befall my peepee; how could I not remember my member and all that rot |
Now it looks like it's been
Tied in a knot with my chin Hanging down in a grin But that's not what I came here To sing about tonight |
Hey Flint how are ya buddy??
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OWie!!-- OWie!!-- whim wham wozzle!
I've done a real number on my clam-chowder nozzle! |
for fuck's sake, of all the freakin EMS calls
i'm just glad it didn't pinch my glorious balls |
although I do have to say
that had I a known it'd be this way I'd 'ave kept my zipper up and not let it flop out in the breeze, my weenie please it's purple and blue from bottom to top and now the stitches itches itchy itchy can't get with my bitches bitchy bitchy |
ninety-nine stitches--a stitch ain't fun!
a stitch in time saved how many? --none! I'm not having fun--my johnson! my schlonger! if only it had been a little less longer |
[aside] you guys are all weird. Except the one who's just a dick. [/aside]
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I know she was mad, but it hurts a lot
If only I had asked her impression That wasn't really an invitation If a blow job in the parking lot Was entirely out of the question |
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