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xoxoxoBruce 12-23-2009 11:09 PM

Dec 24, 2009: Frisco Bison
 
Yes, San Francisco has an urban bison herd in Golden gate Park.

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The first bison, named Ben Harrison, was purchased by Park Superintendent John McClaren on February 26, 1891...
A female mate by the name of Sarah Bernhardt soon followed, and the two bison began one of the longest-running efforts to breed bison in captivity. Over the last 120 years, more than 500 bison have been born from the Golden Gate herd...
http://cellar.org/2009/SFbison.jpg

That haircut's kind of gay, but it is Frisco after all.

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If the animals' names, Ben Harrison and Sarah Bernhardt, seem strangely delicate for the hulking beasts, the tradition of the time dictated that the bison receive the monikers of their political contemporaries. The original herd included superstars such as Grover Cleveland, Bill McKinley, and Bill Bunker.
Strange, but sure, why not.
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Recent years have brought changes to the bison's naming practices. Throughout the mid-twentieth century, the animals had borne royal Shakespearean handles.
Also strange, but it really goes down hill from there.

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As of 1993, the bison have been reclaimed and renamed with Native American names bestowed by the "Watchbison Committee," a Native American Advisory Committee, and one of their current caretakers, the San Francisco Zoological Society.
Yes, we must be politically correct in Frisco. :rolleyes:

btw, they hate it when you call it Frisco. :D

At the link, you can read about Mayor Dianne Feinstein's foibles.

monster 12-24-2009 03:12 PM

Jeeze, we should have started roasting that yesterday..... I hope you like it rare.....

Sundae 12-24-2009 03:34 PM

Do you know that the official name for the American bison is...
wait for it....

Bison Bison

Like the black rat is Rattus Rattus.
Makes me laugh every time.

I am so easily pleased.

Snigger snigger.

Gravdigr 12-24-2009 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 620236)
Yes, San Francisco has an urban bison herd in Golden gate Park...That haircut's kind of gay, but it is Frisco after all.

Leave it to Frisco to queer bison.:right:

(How do you queer a bison? Well, first you buy him a drink...)

Griff 12-24-2009 04:06 PM

Thanks for the unexpected Bruce! Must have bison herd...

ZenGum 12-24-2009 05:42 PM

What is the difference between a bison and a buffalo?


Ever tried washing your hands in a buffalo?

Sheldonrs 12-24-2009 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 620409)
What is the difference between a bison and a buffalo?..

Ever hear anyone cheering for the Bison Bills?

xoxoxoBruce 12-24-2009 06:43 PM

Nice spicy Bison wings?:rolleyes:

richlevy 12-24-2009 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 620378)
Do you know that the official name for the American bison is...
wait for it....

Bison Bison

Like the black rat is Rattus Rattus.
Makes me laugh every time.

I am so easily pleased.

Snigger snigger.

Atlantic Bonito fish - Sarda Sarda

richlevy 12-24-2009 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 620386)
Leave it to Frisco to queer bison.:right:

(How do you queer a bison? Well, first you buy him a drink...)

Only if they had named it Sandra Bernhard.

beauregaardhooligan 12-24-2009 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 620409)
What is the difference between a bison and a buffalo?

All bison are buffalo, not all buffalo are bison.

ZenGum 12-25-2009 07:44 AM

Sundae Sundae, the common wombat is, I think, Vombatus vombatus.

skysidhe 12-25-2009 12:08 PM

what? You couldn't find Santa's reindeer on this night!

Gravdigr 12-25-2009 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 620409)
What is the difference between a bison and a buffalo?


Ever tried washing your hands in a buffalo?

I don't get it...:neutral:

casimendocina 12-26-2009 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 620574)
I don't get it...:neutral:

:lol:


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