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monster 06-12-2012 06:02 PM

The Community Will Out God
 
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=27512
Come on, look at the evidence:

1) His acolytes are all male and wear fancy dresses and forsake women
2) His child was fathered without heterosexual intercourse
3) He has long curly hair
4) He never married
5) He will never introduce you to his parents
6) He spends a lot of time worrying about the menu and not so much on the seating arrangement
7) Too many people know this, there's no way that closet isn't going to get bust wide open soon.......

ZenGum 06-13-2012 04:09 AM

:lol: Oh you blasphemer! :lol:

BigV 06-13-2012 10:22 AM

first she knows what god wants

then she's the devil's advocate

now she's a blasphemer.

for pete's sake, can I get a program or something here??

Sundae 06-13-2012 10:51 AM

I call your a part of your evidence into question.
Gene Simmons has long curly hair, whereas Sheldon is bald as a cueball.

BigV 06-13-2012 10:57 AM

makes you wonder, don't it?

That's the point. If you wonder, it must be ... bad.

monster 06-13-2012 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 815103)
Sheldon is bald as a cueball.

everywhere?

monster 06-13-2012 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 815098)
first she knows what god wants

then she's the devil's advocate

now she's a blasphemer.

for pete's sake, can I get a program or something here??




maybe she is god? or is pete god?

BigV 06-13-2012 11:40 AM

I don't claim to know.

Good questions though!

Gravdigr 06-13-2012 03:29 PM

The line for the handcart forms to the left.

infinite monkey 06-13-2012 10:57 PM

I'm not getting much, I just need a handbasket.

ZenGum 06-14-2012 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 815103)
whereas Sheldon is bald as a cueball.

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 815107)
everywhere?

No point asking Sundae!

BigV 06-14-2012 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 815107)
everywhere?

Everywhere he goes.

Sundae 06-14-2012 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 815236)
No point asking Sundae!

It's true.
I profess ignorance of the pubic regions of Gene Simmons, Sheldon and God.

Gravdigr 06-14-2012 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 815213)
I'm not getting much, I just need a handbasket.

Oh, you're gonna get it.

:D

Sundae 06-14-2012 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 815213)
I'm not getting much, I just need a handbasket.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 815274)
Oh, you're gonna get it.

Tcha, despite the fact my cups overfloweth, I only need a thimble.


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