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xoxoxoBruce 12-30-2010 11:21 PM

Dec 31, 2010: Cute Overload
 
OMG, OMG, it's like a double cute rainbow all the way across the sky!
Look at all the cuteness, couldn't you just hug them all?

http://cellar.org/2010/cuteoverload.jpg

Don't do it, hug them I mean, 'cause they'll kill ya... no kidding.

The Loris and Shrew have nasty venomous bites.
The Raccoon is the #1 rabies carrier, even a scratch can get you.
Australian Bats, even Flying Foxes, Lyssavirus, Hendra virus, Nipah virus and Menangle virus... nasty.
The Puffer you have to eat to die, but all those pokey points don't hug well.

That leaves the cuddly Leopard Seal, no viruses, no venom, no poison... great.
He'll just kick your ass, eat part of you, and play with the rest.:smack:

But hey, they are cute, right?

link

casimendocina 12-30-2010 11:57 PM

Incredibly so.

Sundae 12-31-2010 05:05 AM

So what are you saying Bruce?
If it's venomous, will make you sick, can kick your arse or make you spend lots of money on various treatments then you shouldn't hug it?

Damn, there go my plans for New Year's Eve then!

xoxoxoBruce 12-31-2010 05:35 AM

Just trying to help you make an informed decision. :cool:

Trilby 12-31-2010 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 702617)
So what are you saying Bruce?
If it's venomous, will make you sick, can kick your arse or make you spend lots of money on various treatments then you shouldn't hug it?

Damn, there go my plans for New Year's Eve then!

HA!

ajaccio 12-31-2010 08:44 AM

Yes, all very cute but I gotta admit the claws on that bat really creep me out!!
:speechls: :rar: :runaway:

xoxoxoBruce 12-31-2010 10:33 AM

Since y'all, well most of ya, been good this year, here's a bonus cute.
This one will only cut ya. :haha:

http://cellar.org/2010/paws.jpg

Oh, and the first one with a 'shot my paw' joke, is on report.:p:

HungLikeJesus 12-31-2010 10:49 AM

The sand puppy (aka naked mole rat) wants to know why she was left out.


http://i.livescience.com/images/061009_mole_rat_02.jpg

morethanpretty 12-31-2010 11:00 AM

start by stuffing the australian bat into the puffer fish
take your fibat and stuff it into the shew
take the shefibat and stuff it into the loris
take the loshefibat and stuff it into the raccoon
take the coonloshefibat and stuff it into the leopard seal
season your leocoonloshefibat with salt, pepper, garlic. Slice some onions over the top.
bake your leocoonloshefibat in a 350deg (F) oven 30min for every pound of meat, make sure the internal temperature reaches 200deg
remove, let rest 10min and then slice and serve

Side dish suggestions: Jalapeno corn bread, potatoes au gratin, fried butternut squash, avocado salad

morethanpretty 12-31-2010 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 702663)
The sand puppy (aka naked mole rat) wants to know why she was left out.


http://i.livescience.com/images/061009_mole_rat_02.jpg

Because she's too fat! Tell her to loose some of that chunk, and she might be considered.

HungLikeJesus 12-31-2010 01:11 PM

She's not fat - she's pregnant! (Which means it's a queen naked mole rat, as mole rats are like bees in that only the queen can reproduce.)

There's a better picture on Wikipedia, but I don't want to link to it as it's too large.

Gravdigr 12-31-2010 01:13 PM

I did not know the loris had a venomous bite.:eek:

xoxoxoBruce 12-31-2010 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 702688)
She's not fat - she's pregnant! (Which means it's a queen naked mole rat, as mole rats are like bees in that only the queen can reproduce.)

I'm concerned that you're so familiar with the sex life of the Naked Mole Rat. :unsure:

casimendocina 12-31-2010 05:58 PM

She looks like she has large bones rather than "chunk".

HungLikeJesus 01-01-2011 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 702715)
I'm concerned that you're so familiar with the sex life of the Naked Mole Rat. :unsure:

So am I.


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