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Flint 12-05-2019 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 1042624)
A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when a 10-year-old boy passes by. The Priest says, "Wanna fuck him?" The Rabbi says, "Out of what?"

:::ring-ring::: Hello? Millennial Committee? We got a Cancellation here.

Griff 12-05-2019 08:35 PM

Oh my gawd, I lost it.

Undertoad 12-05-2019 08:45 PM

Can't take credit, that came out on a Artie Lange / Gilbert Gottfried podcast that happened recently. :D

Undertoad 12-05-2019 08:49 PM

3 minutes in


Gravdigr 12-06-2019 01:46 PM

Artie's face belongs on Mt Rushmore.

Right above the words "Not even once."

I wonder just how much coke/horse/meth it takes to achieve that visage...

Gravdigr 12-12-2019 01:57 PM

I tried one of those new apples the other evening...The Cosmic Crisp.

A very nice apple. Firm, sweet. Almost too firm. They're a cross between a Honeycrisp and an Enterprise (I think). One article I read said they'll keep for up to a year.

I sprinkled a little salt on it, it was very good.

Only Washington will be growing them, for the next 10 years anyway.

glatt 12-12-2019 08:18 PM

Your link says “ It is said to be the largest campaign in apple industry history,[15] and will include payments to social media influencers .”

How much are they paying you?

Gravdigr 12-13-2019 06:45 PM

I'll never tell.

xoxoxoBruce 12-17-2019 11:15 PM

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Sometimes the conversation gets confusing when people use different terms while thinking of the same thing. This should help with color.

monster 01-04-2020 10:56 PM

Newbituary.

A portmanteau for a thread mourning a poster who jumped in with gusto and promise and then promptly disappeared.

My favorite portmanteau is Tryping.

sexobon 01-12-2020 03:56 PM

I wonder if Harry and Meghan will be looking for mercenaries to help manage the tabloids. I could do some moonlighting.

xoxoxoBruce 02-09-2020 10:03 AM

Quote:

“Change is the elixir of the human circumstance, and acceptance of challenge the way of our kind. We are bad-weather animals, disaster’s fairest children. For the soundest of evolutionary reasons, man appears at his best when times are worst.”

Robert Ardley, African Genesis: A Personal Investigation into the Animal Origins and Nature of Man (1961)
He may have something there, right now times are good compared to earlier human history, and man is at his worst. :idea:

Gravdigr 02-18-2020 08:22 AM

Dr appointment later. I think he's gonna let me outta bed.

:fingerx:

BigV 02-18-2020 10:02 AM

:concerned-face:

Gravdigr 02-19-2020 08:48 AM

I've been graduated to the recliner.

Baby steps, I reckon.

I'm driving to the river this afternoon. Slowly, and as smoothly as I can. GOTTA get outta this house!

He didn't say which reclining seat, now that I think about it...:D


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