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Mar 11, 2010: Dakimakura... Pillow Talk
Wedding night pillow talk, between a Korean man and his... uh, pillow.
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On the up side, no mother-in-law, no ex-boyfriend baggage, and no kids. :yesnod: Quote:
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I thought about marrying a pillow once then relised it could not do the washing, hoovering (vacuuming), clean the toilet etc.
So I married a woman instead, after ten years of marriage I relised I should have stuck with the pillow so I got divorced. Now I am just looking for the right pillow for me :D |
I hope he's not the bed burner who shows up here occasionally.
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This is so sad - so lonely - yet so funny. ;)
Won't be funny though when his "wife"'s pillowy boy-friend shows up and beats the stuffing out of poor Lee, and runs off with his bride. The mind boggles at the practical jokes you could pull on poor Lee! |
Is it cheating if he sleeps face down on a comforter?
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"...and takes it everywhere,' said his one friend."
Fixed it! |
Coming to a country near you...health care for pillow wives.
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It's the Japanese version of Lars and the Real Girl.
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No, different guy, different chick... er, pillow.
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As bad as his actually marrying a pillow is...what does it say about the "priest" who preformed the ceremony?
How does that conversation go? Groom-to-be: Hello, yes I would like to have you to marry myself and my future wife. Priest: OK, are you of the same faith? Groom-to-be: Ummmmmmmm.....yes. Priest: Why the long pause? Groom-to-be: Well, my future wife is a pillow. Priest: I see. What the hell do I care. I still get paid. :headshake |
Japan has priests for all kinds of religions.
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Japanese people will sometimes do both shinto and christian/western weddings; some tall blond foreigners get well-paid gigs impersonating priests.
This guy is weird and is doin it wrong (life) but by Japanese standards, he isn't very weird. |
Why doesn't he just say he likes to beat off to badly drawn, big-eyed pictures of prepubescent girls.
I'm a-thinkin' that pillow is sticky in short order.:headshake:jagoff: |
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