The Cellar

The Cellar (http://cellar.org/index.php)
-   Image of the Day (http://cellar.org/forumdisplay.php?f=10)
-   -   November 2, 2006: Moscow stands still in massive traffic jam (http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=12266)

Undertoad 11-02-2006 12:12 PM

November 2, 2006: Moscow stands still in massive traffic jam
 
http://cellar.org/2006/moscowtraffic1.jpg

Apparently, the other day, Moscow suffered an inexplicable six hour traffic jam. This shots are from this page, which Babelfish translates to suggest that nobody knew why things were coming to a standstill. Apparently it was the first day of snow, but that hasn't caused this level of traffic in the past.

http://cellar.org/2006/moscowtraffic2.jpg

I'm thinking one reason is that six lanes of traffic each way stop to merge with each other. I'm betting the number of cars has grown past the city's ability to manage it. This International Herald Tribune story says:
Quote:

Traffic police blamed the tie-ups on a higher than normal number of accidents on the two ring roads that accommodate much of the city traffic, energy shortages that caused some traffic signals to fail and a large number of foreign delegations.
...
Traffic lights failed near the Garden Ring, the main street that circles central Moscow, and there were 1,700 accidents instead of the usual 1,000, Vasilyeva told the news Web site Gazeta.ru.
1,700 accidents. Instead of the usual 1,000.

The lede of the story is that a soccer team nearly missed an international match, and lost, after being forced to walk and ride the subway to get past the gridlock.


http://cellar.org/2006/moscowtraffic3.jpg

Don't go there. This is not the first time this has happened, as the city suffered an 18 hour jam a few years back.

lumberjim 11-02-2006 12:18 PM

ya know, I was going to go there, but if the traffic is like that? fuck it, I'll just stay here.

Emrikol 11-02-2006 12:59 PM

In Soviet Russ....

nevermind.

Flint 11-02-2006 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emrikol
nevermind.

too late...you meant this?

milkfish 11-02-2006 01:25 PM

Maybe someone found that TMX Elmo was going on sale and the word spread.

barefoot serpent 11-02-2006 03:07 PM

ДОИТ БЛОСК ТНЗ БОЖ

Sheldonrs 11-02-2006 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barefoot serpent
ДОИТ БЛОСК ТНЗ БОЖ

Что, черт возьми, Вы говорили?

Leah 11-02-2006 04:59 PM

Oh my god, where's the lollie pop lady/man when you need one. :D

xant 11-02-2006 06:50 PM

That is undoubtedly the stupidest street design I've ever heard of. It's just about the stupidest street design I can even imagine. I think the only way they could make things worse is if they had airplanes landing there too.

footfootfoot 11-02-2006 07:39 PM

Those russkies are pikers! That's normal traffic leaving NYC at 3:30 pm! I could park five hundred cars in the spaces between those bumpers!

What is the world coming to?

vocalperk 11-03-2006 12:48 AM

боже мой!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs
Что, черт возьми, Вы говорили?

думаю, что нам нужно читать эти слова как будто они были английские буквы (глядя на них с американской точки зрения, не зная русский язык) То есть, "don't block the box"?? или что-то в этом роде.

вы русские? американец, который знает русский? или переводили с английского на русский через какой-то сайт?

Dypok 11-03-2006 08:57 AM

I think they have one of the most extensive subway systems in the world. This traffic jam must be a choice of some kind.

CaliforniaMama 11-03-2006 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot
Those russkies are pikers! That's normal traffic leaving NYC at 3:30 pm! I could park five hundred cars in the spaces between those bumpers!

What is the world coming to?

Seriously! It makes them look awfully polite . . . which totally boggles my noggin after getting belly bounced off a bus by a Russian mama :eek:

wolf 11-03-2006 07:08 PM

I think they just miss the standing in lines that the Russkies lost as a result of the fall of Communism. It's a cultural thing.

Nao 11-04-2006 12:31 AM

Makes me wonder how it all started ?

footfootfoot >
They're awfully polite. At least they know that they are to care for each others' property. I hear people in the US aren't that courteous. Actually in where I live, cars bump off motorbikes and the motorists like to fling their ciggies outta the window. Pricks.


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:06 PM.

Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.