To do so might preclude a return engagement. :yesnod:

Lovecraft inspired Lovecrafters...

Some of those look difficult to clean.

I can't tell if that's Ted Koppel, Donald Trump, Alfred E. Neuman, or Edwin Newman.

Dishwasher safe?

The butt plug is Trump... and vice versa.

You can tell the girl on the left knows what she's doing, maybe even a certified instructor.
Hammer cocked, finger on the trigger, looking in the other direction. :rolleyes:

Be careful on dating sites, profile pictures can be misleading.;)

I've alway thought she is beautiful but first time I've seen a young Helen Mirren...

And not one of them is real... bummer. :facepalm:

Some guys say. "More than a mouthful is a waste". But I like to drown in them.

Fairly nice way to go.:rolleyes:

In the beginning...

By the way, in his graduate paper at Northwestern University, a submitted an essay titled “Sex Behavior and the U.S. Law” , where he concluded that almost every American would be in jail if all the laws against various sex acts were enforced.

Hef had roses delivered to Marilyn Monroe’s grave every day.

Initial Funding For the First Rape Kit Came from Hefner

Hefner saved the iconic ‘HOLLYWOOD’ sign, Twice.

Hefner was a champion of Black Music

Look like hood ornaments.

Mouth-watering hood ornaments.

What really caused the start of the KKK...

Just the other day I saw a giant penis, and thought 'Well, that's, that's just fine.'.[/BrianGriffin]