June 19th, 2014: Bran Castle
 

Bran Castle, popularly know as Dracula's castle, can be yours for only $80 million. Think of the Halloween parties your could host, scaring the shit out of everyone. It's easier because the Bran loosens them up.

http://cellar.org/2014/bran-castle.jpg

I think you'd have to be a little batty. :unsure:

I wonder if the staff are English.
Because apparently everyone in Romania has moved over here and stolen our jobs.
(note, a sly comment on the vitriol of British tabloids, not my personal view)
I'm not sure I want any of the spirit that would make me love the place though. My liver consultant wouldn't approve of me carrying it with me.

That's because you shipped all the weirdos to the colonies. :haha:

Is that a regular castle?

A little too regular.

Must have been a lot of work raisin' that place

I see what you did there! :D

I tried to figure out how to get 'two scoops' into the pun...but everything I thought of was flaky.

And that goes against the grain.