Ye Olde Videoe Clippe Threade
 

Jimbo requested a separate video clip thread for some of my collection of bizarre little video clips, and please add your own if you have 'em to share.

Modem users are encouraged to ignore this thread.

OK, you remember the original "Wassuuup" Budweiser commercial? The Superfriends version was passed along.

http://cellar.org/2003/WASSUP1.MPG

Video clips? Okay. Dancing Robot Man (in WMV format)

First two kids: they suck. Watch for the guy in the red shirt.

A hilarious cat fight.

http://cellar.org/2003/catfight.mpg

Super Ping Pong! (WMV ~3.5Mb)

cat fight...hilarious!!!!!
 

Oh...my....GEEEEOD! That was too much!!! Thanks for sharing!!! :)

I was going to post a link to the all time classic 'Net video, George Gobel's page about lighting a charcoal grille with liquid oxygen, but it is gone...damn bandwidth Nazis...

The Ping Pong vid was *awesome*. Brilliant!

The *other* all time 'Net classic, the exploding whale...11 megs and change, but well worth it.

http://rezrov.perp.com/whale/whale-hi.mov

Texas Blues
 

This is actually my own, a little impromptu promo vid for a local band, but it will give you a taste of what I like to do (WMV format, 3 meg):

<a href="http://www.myrefrigerator.com/videos/Texas%20Blues.WMV">John McVey and the Stumble</a>

Black and white kitty " My kitty kung fu is stronger than your kung fu , see the ferocious forms , the terable speed , the grace , the ....... "
Orange cat " I don't think so grass hopper !!!"
Black and white kitty " OHH SHIT !! AHHHHHHH !!!!"

and the ping pong is KILLER !!!!!!!!!

This clip is one second long, and demonstrates the very worst road kill possible. Do not watch if you are a fan of wild animals.

http://cellar.org/2003/hare.mpeg

this stuff is pretty wack:

http://reodor.mine.nu/filmer/
:D

Here I thought this film was just funny; turns out it's the worlds funniest. Says so at the home page.

Wow. So true. Especially the part with the stabbing.

Oh my god that was funny.

Although I found this funny, I thought REJECTED was funnier and worthy of committing to DVD.


Chris :D

I can't seem to "find" Hertzfeldt's other shorts. Are they "available"?

Oh, and now that you've seen the movie, go see the music video.

Edit: This guy has a couple more. Click 'Movies', scroll down to Hertzfeldt.

Wow
 

Every time I start watching that Hobbit video, I can't help but be transfixed by its awfulness until he end...

Here's a project I finally got around to uploading. Satellite pix courtesy your friendly government agency, the NOAA: Hurricane Isabel - The Motion Picture

P.S. Actually, I thought the song was pretty good. :cool:

Downloaded it but it won't play. Something about a codec, said the clueless dummy.:confused:

"You have encountered the following error while using Windows Media Player:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Error# C00D11CD


Sorry, no more help is available for this problem at this time."

Mmmmm ... (cries)


Chris. :(

RealOne error: ClassFactory cannot supply requested class

try this:

http://www.divx-digest.com/software/divxcodec.html

Oh my, that's a great link. It goes to a real purty page with writin' on it. Wonder what it means?:p

Short answer: try this place:
http://koepi.roeder.goe.net/xvid.shtml

Long answer:
Terribly sorry, I wasn't paying attention. XVID is the open-source version of DIVX, but for some strange reason, there are no official binaries -- the developers flatly refuse to supply an installer on their website. So every time I need the codec, it turns into a goose chase for the latest site with the latest installer. Should've just used DIVX ..

Dat do it.:thumb: Yeah, that's a neat clip. Can't wait to try a clip with sound. And as I've just proved, it's idiot proof!

I Love Aircraft
 

For those with either broadband, or extreme patience, here's my first attempt at putting together some vid caps with Windows Movie Maker, complete with stupid titles and frivolous transitions. About 14 megs, 4.5 minutes, and if you love big radial engines, well worth the effort.

I apologize for left-channel-only sound. Not sure what happened there. It was my first time, after all.

www.lunalushede.org/WHITEMAN2000.wmv

This will probably only be here a few days...it puts me well over my storage limit.

Can you imagine the noise, standing on the Cliffs of Dover, with 1,000 Bombers plus fighter escorts going over a few hundred feet above. Damn!

This clip was sent to me by xoxoxobruce.

It's stunning to say the least.

They are as strong as they look.

That's fucked up. People suck.

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

You two should hook up.

Elspode...one comment. Fifi is a Boeing B-29 Superfortress, not a Stratofortress. That is a Boeing B-52. Other than that, good footage man.

If you want even better stuff, there exist video and audio recordings of various WWII aircraft here and here . I would enjoy any of these for my half-birthday. Hint hint, Dag.

Brian

Poor cat, damn shame he didn't took that fuckhead with him.

yeah, that's pretty fucking brutal.

I don't know why that makes me so angry... I don't usually have a problem with hunters, etc...

but that clip just makes me want to beat the living hell out of those jackasses.

Well...at least the lion tried. Terribly overpowered, but he tried anyway.

Now, we must Fight .

Damn...I think I may have known that once...it kicked around in my mind, and then I did a web search on Google for B 29 Stratofortress, saw one come up first on the list (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...stratofortress), and just left it that way. Doh!

Re: I Love Aircraft
 

Hold on a sec, you've got a couple nits ..

The movie was completely blown out in the middle parts, and overly bright at the beginning and end. Either the camera can't handle daylight, or your processing didn't compensate well. (Or my player hosed the playback, even though I tried to adjust it.) Also, you'll want to look into a wind-proof mic if you do much more of that.

But I liked the transitions .. though the material was dry, you didn't linger on anything long enough to make it boring.

Those cocksuckers had better have eaten that lion, because if they just shot it because they are upset about having little dicks, I'm gonna be pretty unhappy about it.

Don't get me wrong, I'm pro-hunting, but not pro-trophy hunting.

Re: Re: I Love Aircraft
 

No, it was just so damn bright outside, I couldn't tell I was overexposing the stuff. I don't use the camcorder enough to actually get good with it. I mostly just wanted to share the coolness of all those big ass engines running, and the contrast of the old high-tech with the new.

that was a pretty cool clip there els:thumb: i missed our airshow down here this year, won't miss it next year though!

Els:

I trophy hunt, but with a very different type of gun. Those shitheads are using rifles.

Did anyone else notice what appears to be a game fence in the background? This looks like a 'canned' hunt.

Sick, just fucking sick.

Yeah, I notice that, too. Bunch of shit eaters hunting somebody's former pet that got too big and expensive to feed, I'll bet.

I hope one of those stupid pricks shoots themselves in the forehead while cleaning out their penis substitute.

Disclaimer: I like guns. I just hate idiots.

I present for your enjoyment "Redneck Surfing"

Safe for work. May cause extreme hilarity and many statements of "oooh, that hadda hurt."

Poor truckie... what was that guy thinking? I mean, what's the reasoning behind the destruction of that nice truck?

STUPIDITY. :rolleyes:

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say..."stolen".

Watching the video again a couple of times, I've noticed something that would have made it a lot funnier. When the truck hits the telephone pole, the back end bounces up pretty high, and the back end bounces toward the 'driver'.

Wouldn't it have been a hoot if it had come down on him? I mean, he didn't get clear by more than a couple of feet. I think they should try it again, only the guy should stay on the truck.

I was very disappointed by that as well ... you can't actually tell if the rear tire landed on him or not. There is a slight stutter, and what appears to be a still of him standing up afterward, but it's hard to tell. We watched the clip on autorepeat a lot tonight at work.

and i'm in the market for a new truck, damn. i could probably pick that one up pretty cheap! s'ept it's not a diesel.

Diesel? You don need no stinkin diesel.:p

Apache attacks Iraqi Insurgents

The troops determined that the Iraqis were about to attack and took them out one by one with a 30mm cannon.

The file is about 4.7Mb if that matters.

edited to indicate file size.

DAMN Beestie,
Those folks are simply "no more " !!!
:rattat:
:rattat:

zippyt wrote: zippy: I have so much respect for the men and women of the military.

I have always regretted not having the opportunity to serve my country as you did - my father was career Army. After 9/11, my wife, who is originally from Iran, bought me the "Precious Moments" figurine of a Marine. She knew what I wanted to do (but couldn't) after 9/11 after seeing me "lose it" on more than one occasion. And my poor wife saw her best friend blown to bits in front of her very eyes by a missle from Saddam during the Iran-Iraq war.

Thanx for your service to our country and thank God for 30mm cannons!!

Whatta buzz...
 

No persons or animals were harmed in the making of this video, but it's pretty cool anyway ;) ...

Possible explanation here (none of this is my own stuff, BTW).

Wonderbat!
...been lurking for awhile, nicetameetya...

Welcome to the Cellar, Wonderbat.:) That's an excellent explanation in the second link which just goes to show how smart musicians are.

hey i gotta have something loud and noisy to compete with NBN's stereo at 4 am in the morning:D

And just what the hell is wrong with a diesel ????
I have a 94-95 GMC 2500 turbo diesel with an extended cab and tool box body that i use for a camping truck( its set up like a chuck waggon ) . Good truck NEVER let me down !!!!! Comfortable enought that my wife can and does drive it.

Jesus Christ Zip...you don't even know the exact year of your vehicle?