Jan 13, 2011: Out in Style
 

Would you like one in Red?

http://cellar.org/2010/casket1.jpg

How about in Blue?

http://cellar.org/2010/casket2.jpg

The choices are endless, not only the color, but the trim.

http://cellar.org/2010/casket3.jpg


So make your choices carefully.

Especially the interior, because you want it comfy for a long time.

http://cellar.org/2010/casket4.jpg

A long, long, time.

link

Perfect - a car case for my carcass.

Way to go !!!

Put me in a cardboard box and let me grow.

Coffins for ZZ Top?

Maybe that's why there are three of them.

"I'm sorry kids, no inheritance for you. Daddy spent everything on his coffin"

who gets to drive these to the cemenary? Maybe jump them over the crowd and land in the hole.

Screw my future children.....I want one!

No handles for the pall bearers, but I guess it must roll?

At the link, they point out that you can buy it early and use it as a beer cooler until you kick the bucket.

Nah...

Willie the Wimp

Listen to this while you're reading that. Stevie explains who Willie was, then performs the song.

just as long as you don't bury me fully dressed. I don't want to wear clothes for my long sleep. No bras for eternity!

Haaaa.....