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Undertoad 10-04-2006 09:44 AM

October 4, 2006: Rhinos attack newborn calf
 
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Peaceful mom and newborn calf at Holland's Beekse Bergen safari park. The youngster is fresh out, not a day old yet.

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The ugly beasts catch scent and take up a chase of the weak-legged youth, apparently for nothing but sport.

http://cellar.org/2006/rhinoattack4.jpg

http://cellar.org/2006/rhinoattack5.jpg

And apparently the sport is golf as the calf is chipped up into the air.

http://cellar.org/2006/rhinoattack6.jpg

Finally a keeper arrives, but no word on whether the youngster survived.

Often when there's an ugly-ass rhino baby or other sort of rhino pic, someone will note that rhinos are in fact utterly mean and nasty brutish animals...

LabRat 10-04-2006 10:24 AM

Maybe they were worried mom was going to breastfeed in front of them at the watering hole.

Emrikol 10-04-2006 10:25 AM

Baby vs. Rhino
 
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Spexxvet 10-04-2006 10:36 AM

Now, if the calf had been armed ....

Sundae 10-04-2006 10:44 AM

Or if the mother had been able to get the morning after pill...

wolf 10-04-2006 10:46 AM

The calf wasn't on fire, was it?

Trilby 10-04-2006 10:49 AM

In the pic where that poor baby is in the air--look at the rhino's face: Pure evil glee.

Hateful thing.

Flint 10-04-2006 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
...look at the rhino's face...

"...religion...is a smile on a dog..."

lumberjim 10-04-2006 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
In the pic where that poor baby is in the air--look at the rhino's face: Pure evil glee.

Hateful thing.

you watch too many cartoons

headsplice 10-04-2006 11:11 AM

Don't assign human motivations to animals. If you paint a baby monkey pink, the other baby monkeys will attack and kill it, because it looks different. That's a survival tactic, and nothing else.

Sundae 10-04-2006 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by headsplice
Don't assign human motivations to animals. If you paint a baby monkey pink, the other baby monkeys will attack and kill it, because it looks different.

So you're saying don't assign human motivations to animals and don't paint baby monkeys pink.

Sheesh, way to ruin my fun!

Happy Monkey 10-04-2006 11:29 AM

Eh, I think animals do things for fun all the time.

And if a kid looks different in school, there's a pretty good chance they'll get attacked as well. Hopefully verbally and not fatally, though.

Flint 10-04-2006 11:40 AM

Let's "read" the "facial expression" of all these rhinos (I'll bet it's much harder with no narrative context...)

glatt 10-04-2006 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey
Eh, I think animals do things for fun all the time.

I have home videos of a baby seal chasing seagulls just for fun. Flopping around on his little flippers in the sand trying to get them.

Trilby 10-04-2006 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint
Let's "read" the "facial expression" of all these rhinos (I'll bet it's much harder with no narrative context...)


First off, they're all horny. Get it? Horny?


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