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xoxoxoBruce 03-08-2008 04:48 PM

March 8, 2008: Glass Stairs
 
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These make me uncomfortable. My brain tells me they are plenty strong and not dangerous, but my gut tells me it ain't natural.

Besides, I don't want just anyone looking up my kilt.

Stress Puppy 03-08-2008 05:17 PM

Just remember to take the shoes off.

xoxoxoBruce 03-08-2008 06:36 PM

Nothing like slippery socks on glass stairs. :thepain:

Stress Puppy 03-08-2008 07:51 PM

A conundrum. Shoes would scratch the glass, possibly make it break easier, no shoes would make it much more likely for one to slip.

xoxoxoBruce 03-08-2008 10:40 PM

It appears the treads have rough (sandblasted?) stripes, for slip resistance.

lumberjim 03-08-2008 10:44 PM

i think Lexan would be a better idea.

and rubber soled shoes should be fine on glass. go barefoot if you're scared.

question for those of you who are imagining standing under them looking up skirts:

Why? are taints really that hard to spot in the wild?

toranokaze 03-09-2008 01:13 AM

They are impressive, more than likely expensive too.
However, I don't want glass stairs in my house.

Aliantha 03-09-2008 01:58 AM

Imagine trying to keep them clean...especially if you have kids.

BrianR 03-09-2008 08:37 AM

Kids? Easy. Dogs? Try THAT!

Clodfobble 03-09-2008 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianR
Kids? Easy. Dogs? Try THAT!

Seriously? Generic "kids" maybe, but not kids under 3, my friend. Your dog may poop on the floor in a neat little pile; my kid reaches into the back of his diaper, grabs a fistful, and starts flinging and smearing. (Dogs don't laugh maniacally last time I checked, either.)

Sheldonrs 03-09-2008 11:22 AM

Meh. You want to see glassy stares, give me a percocet and watch my face. :-)

xoxoxoBruce 03-09-2008 11:30 AM

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(Dogs don't laugh maniacally last time I checked, either.)


Gravdigr 03-09-2008 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 437489)
are taints really that hard to spot in the wild?

Taints in the wild aren't nearly as rare as naugas. I wanted to make my very own nauga hide couch, went nauga huntin', and couldn't find a nauga anywhere. Might not be indigenous to my area?

Mmmm...taint...:yum:

Aliantha 03-09-2008 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianR (Post 437528)
Kids? Easy. Dogs? Try THAT!

I think dogs are much cleaner than kids except when it's been raining and they leave little paw prints all over the place. Kids are just one big grot machine. they get sticky stuff and muck all over the place. Most of it unidentifiable.

In any case, we have both kids and dogs. I don't think my dogs would walk on glass stairs. Have you ever seen how a dog reacts to something different like that?

And imagine how it'd hurt if you fell down them too. I reckon you'd split you skin if not your skull much quicker on glass than even bare timber in most cases.

lumberjim 03-09-2008 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 437545)
my kid reaches into the back of his diaper, grabs a fistful, and starts flinging and smearing.

cmon....

thats a big exaggeration, right?

i mean....

cmon...

not really????


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