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Um....can I go back to being a Militant Atheist after a week? cos if so then I'm in :)

Some suggestions (English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong) via AG:

I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
Gun wounds again?
Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
You always use violence.
I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
You daring lousy guy.
Beat him out of recognizable shape!
I have been scared shitless too much lately.
I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
How can you use my intestines as a gift?
This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum.
I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert floor for your aunts to eat.
Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
Greetings, large black person.
Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Sure, I've been thinking I need to change mine anyway, have at it.

knows what ryhmes with 'orange'

I'll take one! I've been wanting something other than the default titles, but haven't thought up anything witty enough..or anything at all really. :p .

Stormie

Lj, like all of your get-rich-quick schemes, this is quickly going to get out of control.

That being said: I want one, too! :)

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Originally Posted by glatt

Why not? What could possibly go wrong? You can re-name me too.
It's kind of like going to a masquerade party.

But this means UT has to change us all over and then change us back again in a week, right? Puts the burden on him.

Edit: Duh. After reading Flint's post it occurs to me that you mean we are to open a new account. OK. Gotcha.

'looks like a lefty'

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Originally Posted by Flint

Oh! Sorry, I was on the wrong page there...

:::raises hand::: I'll take one (of what ^he said^) . . .

'dizzying intellectual'

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

I'm in

'lubricated'

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

'dizzying intellectual'

You're a filthy bastard.

I'm game. Fire at will.

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Originally Posted by DanaC

Um....can I go back to being a Militant Atheist after a week? cos if so then I'm in :)

'*looooves the asterisks*'

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Originally Posted by Stormieweather

I'll take one! I've been wanting something other than the default titles, but haven't thought up anything witty enough..or anything at all really. :p .

Stormie

'farts in her sleep'

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Lj, like all of your get-rich-quick schemes, this is quickly going to get out of control.

That being said: I want one, too! :)

humili-icious

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle

I'm game. Fire at will.

sorry, your's is fine as is. i can't do better.

brianna, you give him one.

Oooooooooh ooooooooh me too, me too!!!!!!!!!