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monster 06-27-2011 07:38 PM

AUSSIES REPENT!
 
You're all descended from criminals ;)

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=25425

ZenGum 06-27-2011 09:01 PM

Much worse, some of us are descended from prison guards. Ugghh.

Aliantha 06-27-2011 09:05 PM

And the worst of all, some of us are descended from snobs!

casimendocina 06-28-2011 07:11 AM

Others of us from (Scottish) shipwrights and seamen.

footfootfoot 06-28-2011 08:31 AM

Pretty sure all of us have seamen in our background.

You didn't think I'd just let that go by, did you?

Griff 06-28-2011 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 742322)
Pretty sure all of us have seamen in our backdoor.

fixed for readability

richlevy 06-28-2011 07:35 PM

My understanding of it is:

If one knocked up the upstairs maid, the bastard was shipped to Canada.
If one was a member of a troublesome religion, one was shipped to the Americas.
If one was a criminal, one was shipped to Australia.

To troublemakers, bastards, and criminals and the three great nations they built.:beer::f207::f32::f9:

FYI, on British sitcoms, Aussies are portrayed as perpetually horny, at least as compared to Brits. Of course, that's not saying much:D.

TheMercenary 06-28-2011 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by casimendocina (Post 742302)
Others of us from (Scottish) shipwrights and seamen.

:sadsperm:

casimendocina 06-29-2011 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 742322)
Pretty sure all of us have seamen in our background.

:)

Some Wednesday mornings I get to interview sailors (or seamen as everyone in the office likes to call them)...

DucksNuts 06-29-2011 05:50 AM

I'm sooooo jealous of you right now, casi!!

Im of good stow-away stock....jumped ship in Sydney.

casimendocina 06-29-2011 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 742466)
I'm sooooo jealous of you right now, casi!!

Im of good stow-away stock....jumped ship in Sydney.

As eye-candy, it's usually nothing to get excited about (and um, they don't come in uniform).

monster 06-29-2011 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by casimendocina (Post 742471)
As eye-candy, it's usually nothing to get excited about (and um, they don't come in uniform).

well good, 'cause that could be quite a laundry issue....

casimendocina 06-30-2011 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 742494)
well good, 'cause that could be quite a laundry issue....

which I'm sure they wouldn't have to deal with themselves if this hypothetical situation did ever take place (which I'm sure it wouldn't...ever).


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