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Bullitt 12-01-2008 12:31 PM

Sweet baby Jesus I'm confused
 
lesbian in my class has been flirting with me for two weeks... wtf
making me cookies
hot fireman jokes
texting me constantly
etc.

i do not understand :eyebrow:

classicman 12-01-2008 12:49 PM

She cannot text yo if you don't give her your phone number. Perhaps she just wants to get a good grade and thinks you can help her.

Undertoad 12-01-2008 12:56 PM

To go from announced lesbian, to being attracted to the strong model of masculinity -- the fireman sort -- suggests someone who just might need a lot of maintenance.

Not the kind of maintenance where you have to buy expensive gifts and do extensive vacuuming, but the kind where you have to figure out why she cries for five minutes after every orgasm.

Pie 12-01-2008 12:58 PM

:rotflol:

lookout123 12-01-2008 01:20 PM

Only one way to find out. Remember, this is college. It is a very short distance from lesbian to bi.

wolf 12-01-2008 01:25 PM

Usually when I hear a setup like this, it's preceded by

"Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but ..."

lumberjim 12-01-2008 01:41 PM

yeah.....fuck her in the ass and dump her. that'll justify her previous decision to become queer.

Flint 12-01-2008 01:45 PM

Anatomy alert!

Aliantha 12-01-2008 03:28 PM

Yeah, knowing that this chick is college age makes me think that maybe she's not quite as les as she proclaims...or maybe she's keen on a threesum? Lucky you!

Why don't you just ask her straight up if she wants to get down to it? What's the worst that can happen? She must know she's getting you all hot and bothered...so call her on it. If she turns you down, then don't waste your time answering her texts anymore.

That's my tip for the day.

Shawnee123 12-01-2008 03:29 PM

Maybe she's not really a lesbian, but just plays one on Girls Gone Wild?

footfootfoot 12-01-2008 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 509674)
yeah.....fuck her in the ass and dump her. that'll justify her previous decision to become queer.

Remember to wipe your dick on her curtains first.

Lesbiansim in college was very big when I was younger. I dated a woman who was ahard core lesbian separatist. She lived in a man free house with eight other fellow travellers. She was the first to leave the fold. Twenty years later saw 7 out of 8 married with kids. The only real dyke of the bunch was the one who wasn't a separatist. She didn't have a lot of angry at dad issues; she just liked the pie.

lumberjim 12-01-2008 06:13 PM

loooves the pie

footfootfoot 12-01-2008 06:18 PM

:smack: Loooves the pie.

DucksNuts 12-01-2008 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 509674)
yeah.....fuck her in the ass and dump her. that'll justify her previous decision to become queer.

The boys at work want to know why I laughed so hard with no one in my office

Aliantha 12-01-2008 07:20 PM

OMG...look what the cat dragged in!


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