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05-14-2009 03:46 PM |
May 15, 2009: Ancient sculpture has enormous rack
http://cellar.org/2009/ancientsculpture.jpg
According to the BBC, this ivory carving is the oldest sculpture of a human figure ever found, at approximately 35,000 years old. And it has... well... big tits.
Sez the Beeb,
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Professor Nicholas Conard, from the department of Early Prehistory and Quaternary Ecology, at Tübingen University, said is was understandable that many would also view the new discovery in a pornographic light, but he cautioned against jumping to quickly to a particular interpretation.
"We project our ideas of today on to this image from 40,000 years ago," he told the BBC.
"I think there are good reasons to emphasise sexual interpretations, but we really don't know whether it is coming from a more male or a more female perspective. We don't know very much about how the artefact was used."
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Don't know? The male sexual response is enormously visual... and without even ancient culture, never mind the culture of today, ancient males must have been quite primitive...
http://cellar.org/2009/ancientsculpture2.jpg
In my opinion, we are looking at prehistoric pornography. 35,000 years ago, some prehistoric man whacked off to this. It's almost guaranteed.
Hey, I'm only telling you what the Beeb won't admit.
(And some people think the IotD is a Safe For Work zone. I don't think so!)
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