The Newbie Quizzes
 

a repository of questions for the new member quizzes. [all swim]

What style undies ( if ANY ) are wearing ???
A)Boxer
B)Brief ( Tighty whighty's )
C)boxer brief
D)Bikini
E)French cut
F)Thong
G)split crotch
H)chain mail
I)eatable ( and if so what flavor ???)
J) None of the above ( and if so are you willing to send a pic ????? ;) )

right in the gutter. that didnt take long.

Well LJ ,I was just going by your past newbie tests / questions !!!

Now that you've come out, do you know any lurkers that are plotting against LJ? ;)

Zip, somewhere in Internetland, there's an obese, balding 50 year old male removing his edible Underoos right now, and looking for the digital camera to take that unfortunately non-gender specific pic you asked for in your quiz...

aaahhhhhhhhrrrrgggg! splode! TMI TMI!!!!

Hey Elspode, Im not BALDING!!!

Damn it..nearly got the picture off before we was sussed :D

As long as it's only the picture you were trying to get off .... :eyebrow:

Geee...and I thought this site was different to all the rest. :(

Actually, this site is indifferent to all the rest.

Don't all sites claim that distinction?

But we can back it up.

lol...how?

You don't really want to know. The last two who tried to challenge us went mad, and the one before that, well, I think he's the one who gouged his own eyes out. Does anybody remember?

Yeah...I do really want to know. :) There's no challenge here, just curiosity. How does this place distinguish itself from other similar sites?

Well I don't know about Australia, but here we'd probably say "different from all the rest" or "different than all the rest".

All the rest would merely jump on a poster's bad spelling.

Plus, we have the quiz.

This place will suprise you with the breadth and depth of knowlege some random member will pop up with when you have a question.

Folks here are often very supportive of members when life isn't going their way. There is a price though. You've got to give to get. Be straight tell real stories about real life offer real opinions defend them and don't spam us on post 1. It's simple and rare.

By not trying to, as far as I can tell. Other sites generally seem to have a focus. You never know what will come up here.

Griff and HM:
You left out the sarcasm. We do take it to places it hasn't gone before.

I dunno, I think even more than sarcasm, we take bemusement to new heights.

I see the grammar nazis (possibly unqualified) are in residence here also. There's something you have in common with practically every other MB. How bout the spelling police? Are there any of those here?

Griff and HM...thanks for your comments. ;)

The plural of "nazi" is "nazis".

Gee thanks for that HM.

Quite simply put, there are no similar sites.

Aliantha, I see you've settled on a sig line. Cool, I like it...... except the animation give me seizures. :lol:

This place is distinguished by its characters. It takes a while to get to know them. Folks with 1000s of posts are good to those with just dozens of posts; except when they deserve a good spanking.

Also, this place avoids glitziness; no avatars, no special fonts or colors, plain. Dropping the animated part of your signature would boost your points.

Oh wow, there are spankings here too. You guys should advertise that up front.

Possibly unqualified?
Most assuredly unqualified!

But we don't let that slow us down. ;)

There's more changing of signature lines and whatever you call the description below the screen name here compared to other sites, though my experience is limited.

And then there's whale penis here. You don't get that just anywhere! :lol:

The abbreviation UT also stands for Ultimate in Tolerance.

I only grammar nazi if it involves an amusing double entendre of some kind.

Well, you know, they won't fit just anywhere.

Well thanks for all the advice girls and boys. :) I'll be sure to make sure it's all duly noted. I probably wont change my signature for the moment though. I'm planning on breaking through the brick wall sooner or later. ;)

"Won't" has an apostraphe.

I kid, I kid. I'm not really a spelling/grammar nazi.

That apostrophe never made sense anyway.

Did you mean apostrophe? ;)

Further to that, as the word 'wont' is a contraction of the words 'will not', in formal language the apostrophe is required, however, for the purposes of general English, the apostrophe may be omitted without censure.

Touché

lol...thankyou!

What about wont, as in: "As is her wont." Or is it spelled want?

I think you had it right the first time. I'm not the spelling police though. You should probably wait for HM to comment. :)

It's "As is her wont".

so.......anyone think of any good questions yet?.......

I looked through this thread to try and find legitimate questions to answer, but I had no such luck. :( Maybe no one here really wants to know anything about newbies after-all?

1) Jagger or McCartney?
2) Steak with Potato or Salad?
3) Beer, wine, or scotch?
4) 1968- Camaro or Mustang?
5) cut or uncut?
6) breast or leg?
7) Blues Club or Honky Tonk?
8) hate PETA or NRA?
9) food allergy?
10) pot or crack?

1. McCartney when I'm sober, Jagger when I'm partying.
2. Salad.
3. Can't I have all three?
4. Not into cars. (a friend of mine would say Mustang though, so I'll go with that)
5. What?
6. I have both.
7. Blues.
8. Neither.
9. Only copious quantities of alcohol.
10. I've been called a crack pot. Does that count?

11. Hopes or fears?
12. open or closed?
13. stout or lambic?
14. Geometry or Mythology
15. Canon or Fuji?
16. visor or polarizing shades (and/or)?
17. Mountain or hybrid?
18. Libertarian or libertarian?
19. Art or art?
20. Mustard?

11. I hope I wake up tomorrow morning feeling as good as I did today. I'm afraid that if I don't sleep well I wont.
12. Open.
13. Is this a type of beer?
14. Mythology.
15. Don't care.
16. Visor.
17. Mountain I guess. Not sure if this is a brand name you're asking me about.
18. A bit of both.
19. What's with the capitalised and uncapitalised words anyway?
20. Yes.

Your results

11. even
12. correct
13. +1 effort
14. ok
15. just checking
16. + 1
17. even
18. fair enough
19. -1 effort
20. +3! excellent. Welcome.

gee thanks Warch. That wasn't very indepth though. I was expecting one of those emaily type things with all the stupid questions. Yours were ok though. Not sure I understand your marking system. Perhaps you could explain it?

There is no system, you just submit to hazing from whichever of our DOMs who happen to be online when you step into the headlights ;)

Doh! A deer! A female deer! lol

OK as a newbie here goes.....into the headlights -
what a comforting thought..... :mg:

1) Jagger or McCartney? - both as needed - can we throw in some Nine Inch Nails??
2) Steak with Potato or Salad? - Salad
3) Beer, wine, or scotch? - scotch, rocks.
4) 1968- Camaro or Mustang? - '68 Mustang Fastback GT 390
5) cut or uncut? - either/or and both
6) breast or leg? - leg
7) Blues Club or Honky Tonk? - Blue's club
8) hate PETA or NRA? - PETA? Blech... gimme a gun.
9) food allergy? - not even one
10) pot or crack? - scotch, rocks please

Ooooooooohhhhhhh....
This site has DOM's?
DO TELL.

what is a DOM? *pissed*

Brianna, a Dom is a dominant - as in dominant/submissive, s &m, etc.

Here goes:
1. Jagger
2. Potato!
3. wine
4. mustang
5. as long as it's there!
6. I like legs but aren't breasts beautiful?
7. blues
8. I like my meat AND am an excellent shot
9. none
10.alcohol only

What??
Uh, er .....nevermind. :bolt:

1. McCartney
2. Salad
3. Scotch
4. Mustang
5. Cut (penii right?)
6. breast (chicken or women, then same in both cases)
7. Blues Club
8. PETA
9. None
10. POT (Crack is wack)

Actually, Dirty Old Men, but I wouldn't deny the other title to anybody here who wants it :whip: