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Undertoad 01-20-2006 03:52 PM

What search terms are used to find the Cellar?
 
After the move, I've set up traffic reporting for the site and learned some things I wasn't previously aware of.

Top search phrases leading to us for the last two days:
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cheerleaders                231        5.8 %
crystal meth                49        1.2 %
hippo and tortoise        26        0.6 %
cnn                        24        0.6 %
hogzilla                22        0.5 %
fat celebrities                22        0.5 %
cellar image                18        0.4 %
hedgehog                17        0.4 %
truly tasteless jokes        17        0.4 %
cyclops kitten                16        0.4 %

Why "cheerleaders". Because this image is number 2 on a Yahoo! Image Search for "cheerleaders".

I don't remember posting it here but I surely did - but Yahoo! indexes it via the directory, not via a Cellar post. So I'm not sure exactly how it got into the wild. I took that shot myself in 1999, so I'm not unhappy it gets looked at. I guess.

The third shot in Yahoo! Image Search for crystal meth is the meth rage IotD.

I'm guessing Yahoo! gives preference to what people actually click on.

SteveDallas 01-20-2006 03:58 PM

I think the redhead in the center was looking at you. ;)

It's some kind of minor tragedy that whale penis didn't make the cut.

Rock Steady 01-20-2006 04:02 PM

UT, nice photo taking; you totally rock.

glatt 01-20-2006 04:32 PM

I remember seeing that cheerleader picture before. What thread was it in?



So what other statistics do you have?

What's the most popular browser that visitors are using? IE or Firefox? What percentages?

lumberjim 01-20-2006 05:12 PM

man, the eagles cheerleaders are sub par. except for mrs. booberman (2nd from the left), they just look like regular women in bad jump suits.

yeah, more stats. stats are fun. what can this thing tell you? most quoted posts? most time logged into the server? what?

SteveDallas 01-20-2006 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
mrs. booberman (2nd from the left)

:vomit:

I'll agree, however, that those aren't the most fabulous uniforms... I assume that was when it was 15 degrees outside or something like that.

Undertoad 01-20-2006 05:30 PM

It was freezing. It was the last game of the season, must have been about 10.

The shot at 1600x1200.

Undertoad 01-20-2006 05:32 PM

Other stats are not so interesting. I'll post what's best.

Search engines that send ppl here:
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- Google        1933
- Yahoo                1831
- Google (Images)        1163
- Ask Jeeves        204
- AltaVista        98
- MSN        60
- Unknown search engines        54
- AOL        43
- Dogpile        31
- Netscape        17
- Others        58

Google & Yahoo and pretty much nobody else.

Undertoad 01-20-2006 05:36 PM

Referrers (some may be referrer spam):
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http://www.fark.com        558        24.1 %
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl        259        11.1 %       
http://www.f-bodyfinland.com/yabbse/index.php        140        6 %
http://www.fark.com/classifieds.html        128        5.5 %       
http://www.quantumphilosophy.net        65        2.8 %
http://www.alexrosen.net/iotd-short.html        56        2.4 %
http://www.bloglines.com/myblogs_display        49        2.1 %
http://www.worth1000.com        45        1.9 %
http://as.starware.com/dp/search        35        1.5 %
http://project.ioni.st        29        1.2 %
http://www.journalfen.net/community/otf_wank/357534.html        28        1.2 %
http://www.tribemagazine.com/board/showthread.php        27        1.1 %
http://www.sontalaatikko.net        26        1.1 %
http://www.ukshout.com/modules.php        23        0.9 %
http://blo.gs/ping.php        21        0.9 %
http://for-all-birds.com        16        0.6 %       
http://www.worth1000.com/default.asp        16        0.6 %
http://linkfilter.net        16        0.6 %
http://rss.avantgo.net:84/article.html        16        0.6 %
http://twosents.blogspot.com        13        0.5 %       
http://www.fimnet.fi/cgi-cug/bb/bin/main        12        0.5 %
http://www.myfishtank.net/forum/showthread.php        12        0.5 % %
http://www.stumbleupon.com/refer.html        12        0.5 %
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Online_puzzle        11        0.4 %
http://www.neatorama.com


Undertoad 01-20-2006 05:37 PM

Browsers (ignore the "no" bit):
Code:

        MS Internet Explorer        No        194463        66.9 %
        Firefox                No        64136        22 %
        Mozilla                No        10518        3.6 %
        Safari                No        9820        3.3 %
        Opera                No        3781        1.3 %
        Unknown                ?        3053        1 %
        Netscape        No        2205        0.7 %
        Galeon                No        748        0.2 %
        Camino                No        322        0.1 %
        Others                        991        0.3 %


Undertoad 01-20-2006 05:38 PM

OS:
Code:

        Windows        262646        90.4 %
        Macintosh 15316        5.2 %
        Unknown        6853        2.3 %
        Linux        5164        1.7 %


Undertoad 01-20-2006 05:38 PM

Duration of visit:
Code:

s-30s        8858        73.7 %
30s-2mn        830        6.9 %
2mn-5mn        551        4.5 %
5mn-15mn        534        4.4 %
15mn-30mn        273        2.2 %
30mn-1h        346        2.8 %
1h+        273        2.2 %
Unknown        349        2.9 %


Undertoad 01-20-2006 05:39 PM

Total bandwidth used for two days:
Code:

3.83 GB
!!!

SteveDallas 01-20-2006 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad
- Unknown search engines 54

Dumb question: if they're unknown, how does your stats counter know they're search engines?

xoxoxoBruce 01-20-2006 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad
It was freezing. It was the last game of the season, must have been about 10.

was that the day you took the kitty cats? :)

zippyt 01-20-2006 11:09 PM

took pics there of !!!!!


I didn't know that sub dir existed , where is ALL the pics posted on the cellar ???
Does that sub dir exist ???

Undertoad 01-21-2006 04:05 AM

Yeah, there are a bunch of sub directories where all the images are. For a while I tried to hide them but I gave up for some reason. If you browse around you can find them.

cellar.org/pictures
cellar.org/2002

etc

laebedahs 01-21-2006 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas
Dumb question: if they're unknown, how does your stats counter know they're search engines?

Most search engines look for a robots.txt file. No web browser I know of looks for that. Hence, the "search engine" classification.

laebedahs 01-21-2006 02:06 PM

Undertoad,

You can always place an empty index.html file to keep people from viewing the directory. People will see that instead of the directory listing. Of course, if people knew the file names then they could access any file they wanted.

richlevy 01-21-2006 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas
:vomit:

I'll agree, however, that those aren't the most fabulous uniforms... I assume that was when it was 15 degrees outside or something like that.

Hey! Knock off the uniforms, they worked for the Fantastic Four.http://www.cellar.org/images/smilies/tongue.gif Let's face it, would either of you guys turn down an invitation from any of those ladies?

Anyway, shouldn't that picture be in the Camel Toe thread?http://www.cellar.org/images/smilies/lol.gif

SteveDallas 01-21-2006 03:27 PM

Depends on what the invitation was for.

Elspode 01-23-2006 03:18 PM

I don't care where you live or what she's wearing, the redhead is *fine*. Those costumes are so tight, those girls have to bikini wax even with no skin showing...

dar512 01-23-2006 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
man, the eagles cheerleaders are sub par. except for mrs. booberman (2nd from the left), they just look like regular women in bad jump suits.

I think Jim's standards are leetle high. Well he is married to Jinx, but still.


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