Craziest place you have...
 

ever done it?

Mine is not that crazy, but on the bathroom counter is probably the craziest. :mg:

You're a pervy little thing, aren't ya? :)

female toilets at a rave.

bench along a walking track in a national park.

on a bed

no syc, I just like to know stuff! ;)

in a deer blind, got a BJ under a street light once and soon in a small airplane!

Right...because you're a fucking perv. ;)

I'm sorry... somebody has to say it.

"In the butt, Bob."

PS. Yes, you're a perv. Get over it. Syc didn't mean that was a BAD thing . . .

Exactly!

"He tried to screw me somewhere very uncomfortable once."

"What, like the back of a Volkswagen?"

I'm waiting for the statute of limitations to run out. Ask me later.

Will that qualify for The Mile High Club?

Do you have to be, in fact, a mile high in altitude?

Relative to ground...?

yeah, for it to "count" you can either be at 5,280ft msl or a nautical mile of 6,000 msl but yeah i think it does matter relative to agl (above ground level) so just to play it safe i'll be at 7,500 msl. :D oh and it doesn't matter what the size of the plane is, as long as your at least a mile up. so, in this case, size doesn't matter :D

On the hood of a black Thunderbird in a small scentic overlook on the Skyline Drive under a full moon. It's funny, of all the cars that pulled into that overlook...none of them stopped. :flycatch:

What about here? Would this qualify?

well...when I was a young lass I did it with Dave in the men's restroom of the Super Subway. No lock on the door. I was perched on the sink.
I've also done it in a walk-in freezer...after-school job, you see.

As a "grown-up" I'd have to say the weirdest place so far has been Pittsburgh.

In the middle of a childrens park (it was late so no one was there) :D

well the highest point for the thresholds is 5367 for rwy 35R. so, you'd need to be at 10367 over the airport but for fun, make it 11367 msl and you'd qualify then. mile high club is for airplanes not people gettin' it on at the approach end of a runway in denver! :lol:

the WHOLE city! you animal! :cool:

Walk in freezer/refridgerator............. :yum: :doit: :joint:

a church parking lot

were you with Brianna? :D

in my pants?

what!? I was young!......I was excited!.......shut up!

No wonder Dave won't come back to the Cellar!

:headshake, still not admitting to the perv comment. Nosey? Yes. Pervy? I never thought of myself like that...EEEEEKKK! :mg:

haha! you, itsjulie, have officially been labeled!
(now c'mon, do something perverted!)

Lessee, in no perticular order (sic)
1. Breakdown lane NJ turnpike during rush hour (told the cop we were just 'looking at a map'. He did not dignify with comment, just silently nodded his head)
2. On top of a pallet of flour sacks in the bakery I worked for

3. In a cemetary, at noon, in a small copse, not corpse. (sorry itsjulie, you freakin' perv)
4. In my friend's hotel room bathroom while he was in another room getting dressed for his wedding.

5. In the parking lot of the hotel after the wedding for about an hour when we realized we forgot to give the couple their wedding gift. We went back inside to give it to them and they thought we had driven an hour back just to give them the gift, not realizing we had never left the parking lot. D'oh!
6. In a canoe floating down the West river in Vermont.
7. And for that trip to Bali... in da butt, Bob

hey! That's like American Beer! Fucking close to water!


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--On a pool table, about 5 minutes before roommates came home.

--In my bedroom, as a teenager, with the bedroom door open and my father not 20 feet away in the livingroom.

Wait, you lived in a bar? That's one way to avoid DWIs.

hee hee hee

heh heh heh

Actually, try that after a couple of bottles (750ml) of Ommegang from Cooperstown.

Fucking close to Valium. I'm slurring just thinking about it.

FROSTY ONES!!! Represent!

And by the way LJ, did you and Jinx ever get the pinhole cameras? If so, did you ever make pictures or did you just use the cans to store pocket change?

Okay, I havent had time to post lately, Work finally picked up. After nearly a week at not even glancing at the Cellar(I should be punished) I log in to find this question. SO here goes.

Graveyard, 2am, on top of a raised crypt, on the sea islands of the South Carolina coast. possibly one of the spookiest places I have every done the deed.

Second runner up however would have to be in the bench seat of my bosses work van. Used the backs of the front seats for leverage. Still cant get the driver seat to recline properly.

Jesus nightsong that gives me shivers just thinking about it!! (and not the good ones!! spooky ones!!)

been close to being busted SO many times..

but the craziest place probably at a local lookout/ natyre reserve when i was 17. a few times a week i used to sneak out of my house in the middle of the night.. went to a lookout with a boy and we would run around the bush crazy-lovin.. i was totally young at the time and felt like a wild animal. it was pretty cool!! ;)

OH, yeah! I forgot! I've done it in the breakroom at work and in the darkroom (darkroom for developing Xrays) at work! Those were fun places! I did it with a steelworker in both places. And, believe me, he WAS a steelworker, if you get my drift. Too freaking fun!

A darkroom? Didn't the smell bother you?

Nah---used to it.

If you say so--this thread just hammers the final(er) nail into the coffin of any doubt that my life has been fundamentally boring.

you still are!

back of an AWACs plane over Iraq.

now THAT definitely qualifies for the mile high club!

Well, if we are going for most likely to get caught...

In my parent's car in the driveway while my dad was in the living room (if he chose to look out the window he would have seen)

In the family room(add on to the house) while my dad was passed out drunk in the living room. I swear he woke up and saw us when he went in the kitchen (the kitchen has full view of the family room), but I think he didn't want to say anything. Too embarrassing I guess...

Under a bridge with friends next to us doing their thing as well. That was an interesting experience.

Guess I might as well get my feet wet. Once in maid's room while wife was sleeping. Driving up interstate 59 N. from NO. with her in my lap. Damn to be young again!

The choir loft of a church. The feeling that God was going to strike us dead any second plus the thought of the minister walking in on us certainly added spice to the occasion!

jinx got them and sold them to some gypsies for big, big bucks!. thanks, sucker!

just kidding. they came, but i dont know what became of them. i think she was going to take them to school to expose them. this is really her's to answer, but she seems to be ducking the issue. do we suck? yes we do. is there an expiration date? can they still be used if they are still in the box they came in?

On top of a roof on campus. The roof was unluckily covered with fiberglass. We didn't realize til after...painful walk back through campus. Good times though!

When you're young and living with your parents, you *have* to be creative to find someplace to do the horizontal bop. Lots of times, you can't even get horizontal.

1) Got BJ sitting in a tree in broad daylight in prominent Kansas City urban park.
2) Did it many times in same park's parking lot (in a Datsun 1200 , no less), and parked in the street one block over from future 1st wife's parents' house.
3) Back of my '66 Chevy Biscayne on a back road of a park, way back in the woods...was accosted by four kids riding dirt bikes.
4) Outside in my suburban town of Grandview in too many places to remember
5) On girlfriend's couch, right around corner from parents' open-door bedroom while they were watching TV
6) In the bathroom of my son's private hospital room

There's more, but I'm old and can't remember...

Bosses office, and Meeting room.....

Wow - these are getting good. I would like to hear more about the bathroom in the hospital and bosses office! I assume it was with your boss!

My son was in one hospital or another for 10 months straight about 14 years ago. My wife and I were teetering on the brink of separation and divorce, but desperation led us to being creative. It worked well enough that later, my girlfriend and I took advantage of the technique (yes, my son was in the hospital long enough for me to go from wife to girlfriend without missing a beat).

It wasn't a great time in my life, and in retrospect, I find the whole notion of having had sex in my son's hospital room bathroom to be pretty frigging pathetic. However, it was a pathetic time of my life.

it was, it was a job i had taken to get some quick cash, didnt have alot of time before the secretary came back from lunch, and there were other workers in the other parts of the office.....didnt get caught for 3 weeks, then the secretary came back early and walked in as the boss was putting on her cloths....lets just say i didnt have that job for long....

Wow - you guys are crazy!

Especially Elspode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Not crazy, just horny.

Especially Elspode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You copying me foot?

You've picked up a British accent, Julie.


And I don't think he was copying your foot.

I can do it all...

Cor blimey jules, I've got plenty of feet of me own :lol: