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My tag line is stale (although true) but I lack the creativity to come up with a suitable replacement. Help me out.

just open the dictionary to a random page, and pick a word.

Music soothes the savage beast. :biggrin:

Does not have permission from wife to boff Laura Dern?

I may take lumberjim's suggestion.

And Elspode, that's sort of like asking if I have her permission to teleport to Neptune.

You could go with something related to your screen name.

"Better chest hair than you"

or

"Brains scrambled since 1988"

Steve Dallas

Has no chance with Laura Dern

Loved your mom. really.

frequently pisses razorblades.

wants a mulligan.

I don't really agree with the premise. I don't think your tag line is stale. Matter of fact, the way its written, the longer you use it, the less "stale" it becomes.

Stick with it - its you.

And there is "something" about Laura Dern that lends it a certain credibility.

Well, I feel I should change periodically. Besides, Laura did have predecessors. I wouldn't want to slight them.

Would settle for Bridget Fonda.

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

And Elspode, that's sort of like asking if I have her permission to teleport to Neptune.

Boff Laura Dern. I'm sure you'll end up there... :D

Meaning: "Knock yourself out and if you succeed, you'll die."?

looooooves the porn!

1 ham sandwich away from mamma cass

ticklish

wanna play my clarinet?

ryhmes with phallus

fiercely unobtrusive

extra polite, ya prick

......i should have saved some of these for myself, but

Who was that guy who asked us, during Mutual of Omaha's WILD KINGDOM, "ever eat a pinecone? Many parts are edible!"---that would be a good tagline.

still likes Euell Gibbons

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Who was that guy who asked us, during Mutual of Omaha's WILD KINGDOM, "ever eat a pinecone? Many parts are edible!"---that would be a good tagline.

That would be Marlin Perkins (one-time head of the St. Louis Zoo) or Jim Fowler his sidekick. "Just like the mother gorilla protecting her baby, Mutual of Omaha will protect your family from disaster".

You can tell you're getting old when stuff like this makes you nostalgic.

Euell Gibbons was the pine cone eater, and Marlon Perkins was Jim "The Anaconda King" Fowler's corner man on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.

Yeah, I'm old too.

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Euell Gibbons was the pine cone eater

Hickory nuts. ;)

I remember pine cones as well...and it was a commercial for Grape Nuts cereal, I'm pretty sure.

http://www.wildfoodadventures.com/euellgibbons.html

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As he received more literary notoriety, E u e l l became somewhat of a celebrity. He made appearances on talk shows (The Johnny Carson Show), variety shows (The Sonny & Cher show), and television commercials for Post Grape Nuts cereal. E u e l l displayed a great sense of humor. At one point, to everyone's surprise, he began eating a wooden plaque awarded him on the Sonny and Cher television show. The plaque was really a prop made out of hard chocolate or some other edible substance.

Also (and this is what Bruce is recalling):

http://www.tvacres.com/admascots_euell.htm

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Euell Gibbons - An expert on natural foods like Cattails ("Yes, they're edible") and the author of Stalking The Good Life, Stalking the Healthful Herbs and Stalking the Faraway Places, Euell Gibbons was once commercial spokesperson for Post Grape Nuts, the wholesome breakfast cereal made of wheat and barley baked into crunchy nuggets and fortified with eight essential vitamins. His famous endorsement included the phrase "It's naturally sweet taste reminds me of wild hickory nuts. I call Grape Nuts my back-to-nature cereal."

The commercial in question began with him saying, "Ever eat a pinecone? Many parts *are* edible, you know."

My friends and I used the "many parts are edible" thing as a catchphrase for years. I still do sometimes, in fact.

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Originally Posted by Elspode

"many parts are edible"

There is the new Steve Dallas line.

Steve Canyon was taken

The Man
The Myth
The Mom Snatcher

"Don't ask, don't tell"

My avatar could beat up your avatar

" still hasn't changed his title"

" is sorry he started that user title thread"

"wishes his title had never been born"

"cock!"

"rocket surgeon"

"insert whitty title here"

"my real name starts with a K"

c'mon, steve. enough already. pick a freakin title

I'm going to go with my initial impulse and take your first suggestion.

EDIT: I know nobody suggested it, but after watching The Thin Man, I almost went with "Still likes Myrna Loy".

WHAT a salesman! Get your ass out from behind that desk and onto the showroom floor, lj!

No...not that Steve Dallas.

If you want a tag based off your name, how about -

"RUN WITH THE DEVIL! SHOUT SATANS MIGHT!
DEATHTOUNGE!! DEATHTOUNGE!!
THE BEAST RISES TONIGHT!!!"

Yep, it's a little long, but for those who know, it's funny as Hell.
I just hope you don't turn into a zuccinni.

Not bad... I might use that one later.