How many times a week do you have SEX?
 

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I do the Cellar about four days a week. (Do you feel screwed by that answer?)

Not enough.

I remind my husband how long it's been every day...... I think that's a bit of a role reversal in most relationships.

Can't help it. He's dead sexy...... I can't get enough.

Sorry, but I need a number. :question: :p

I think itsjulie needs to go back to the Sex Thread and tell us what the hell happened at the Bachelorette Party she went to. THEN I'll tell you how many times a week I don't get enough sex.

PS Is it me, or is TW loosening up? He MUST be gettin' some... *jealous*

tw, I made my edit, now you make yours. Brianna - I will say I was with my cousins and they didn't let me get too crazy! You know, they were worried about me bringing this guy back to the beach house, thinking he was this crazy murderer or something! COME ON - I even told them I am going on 6 MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Irather like my answer. After all, if I edit it, then I might make a mistake and tell you how old I am.

Well, ok a number. That depends.... sometimes it's once a week... sometimes it's lots lots more than that.

We will average it out at 4.

Final answer.

tw - I just went through the whole age post and you didn't post? Are you really really old? Or a youngin?

Seak - 4 times a week is good! And you said you were complaining!! YIKES!!

355/113

help me grant.

I'm trying to figure that one out too... I just know it's got to be something really crafty or brainy-like-ish.

3.14 times a week?

you mean before I wake up?

nice approx to pi there grant. that was what you were aiming for werent you? 1st 10000 digits


as a guy my answer will always be, not enough.

a guess:

335 times a year
113 minutes a year =
2.96 minutes each time

who'da thunk it?

julie, tw is 84 years old, and how many times per week he does it depends largely on what's on sale in the produce section of his local Acme.

PS, that is an inside joke that i don't expect you to get, but I expect tw might get a little chuckle out of. ...and beestie if he still reads this.

good one capn - Now answer the question - I like to know stuff!

ohhh, I love inside jokes, shoot!

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Ummm, Julie, good luck getting a staight answer from this crowd. :lol:

To tell or not to tell....




Once a week, but only because that is the only time we see each other. Damnit!

:p

Hobbs - shoot, spill it out - I just must know!

Yaaarrr!!

Only when we're in port, so to speak. I'm a Pirate, not a Sailor, dammit!

Tri-weekly.




wait... I think that should be spelled "Try weekly"




...or is that "try weakly"? What am I doing in this thread anyway?

looks like my thread starter post was edited! My very first edit! :love:

wow

You want to know number of times we have sex with or WITHOUT a partner?

What I meant was, "only with myself".

But yeah, you're correct -- I think I got that off a /. fortune.

I'd love to have both numbers please. :blush:

Once a week right now (:(). Not by choice, but rather due to kids, fatigue, timming, life. When our lives were cleaner...couple/three times a week.

Y'all swapped three times a week with another couple? That works out to, what, 18 different combinations without duplications? There's got to be a story there itsjulie has to know about. :wink:

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oooooooh without partners?!?!

well thats a whole 'nother story.
similar answer though. none.

but seriously, with my partner, it depends on how well we are getting along

5-7 times a week. yep. see my previous posts for details.

lookout, nobody likes a story teller - where is your last post???

oh. the one i was talking about was the sex thread. my wife has been an absolute hornball for...a couple of months anyway.

[shakes fist in air]RIGHT ON BROTHER![/shakes fist in air]

0.00009 times per week.

maybe once a month if im lucky.

Don't sell yourself short, Sun_Sparkz! That's a whopping .2326 times a week. :) .00009 times a week would only be once every 225 years.

i am blinded by the overwhelming awesomeness of the horny-nerd rays emanating from clodfobble right now.

i can't believe you did the math. ;)

I just found this post to be to good to let die, so lets try again! I was having sex about 4 - 6 times a year while married (not counting susie palm and her four sisters) and now after seperating It's been about 30 - 40 times in the last four months - all with the same woman too! Maybe Clod could help clarify the numbers for us all. I know I'd like a breakdown. :redface:

On days where possible (as in both in the same geographic location) avg 2.5 a day so a week would probably drop a bit so say 12-15. yesman - depends exactly which months but around .3 per day or 109500 per millennia*

*depends on life expectancy.

Yes, but you're in Europe.

It's not the other hemisphere, we still do it the same way.

you're also only what, 20-21? and everyone knows gay people have more sex than straight.

how many times does none go into seven?

try weakly...

Or is it try weekly?

if one were so inclined, one would go into seven as often as possible.

Nothin' but net. Swwwwish!!

I lost count after 69 :doit: :sheep: :3way:

I think you mean 'seven of nine'.http://www.cellar.org/images/smilies/cool.gif

Too SKINNY

I've seen your picture and read your posts. If you're only getting it once per month, you simply aren't trying, dear. No excuses, now...get out there a *do* somebody!

:redface: I'm home tonight. :blush:

haha thanks El, i only just read your post.

I wasnt counting the all enjoyable "other stuff" - but as for actual intercourse - thats another story.

this year i would have to say maybe twice so far? maybe even three i cant remember. its very sad.... and we both say how strange it is but neither one of us seem to care anymore. maybe next year?......

Ok - so what happened to all the straight answers. I don't get it (well I do get it) I mean i dont understand why most of you arnt giving a straight answer. SO..........

On my own - unless I'm really tired which happens a few weeks of the year about 5 to 7 times a week. With my better half - once a week maybe twice but rarely more (ever).

There done - was that so bad.

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That's because many of us aren't straight. :-)

Still more than some, bucko...

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