talk like a pirate day is nearing ( sept 19th)
 

I would type this out in pirate speak, but it's not here yet. but get ready for it.

gar don't wait until it's too late to brush up. do your homework, make it work.

Everytime I try to talk like a pirate, I wind up sounded like Mr. Crabs on Spongebob. Arrrr.

One time, we all went to a small town resturant in Williams and for some bazzar reason, all of us felt compelled to give our order talking like a pirate. Even got the waiter to give out an "arrrr." Had the table rolling.

Talk like a pirate day seems to have really gathered momentum this year. I've seen it pop up all over the place.

By the way, I found out about it from Jimmy Johnson at the Arlo and Janis site.

I think that the Flying Spaghetti Monster has caused the resurgence in pirate interest.

Anything we can do to combat global warming...

When someone told me about this a couple years ago I didn't believe them... is this silly in a fun way or is it just me?

Arrrr! (Just practicing...)

Strange...at my house, we talk like pirates all the time. There's a day for it now?

Guess I'll have to abstain in order to make it special.

Yep. You know what this means? You can stop being ashamed of what you do behind closed doors. We, as society, recognize you. Come out of the closet and embrace your priateness.

Even the catholics get into talk like a pirate day!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...pirate_nun.jpg

We have a girl in our coven who is completely enthralled with Talk Like a Pirate Day. She's been on pins and needles since July. I think we've sort of taken the gleam off of it by buying her all the little pirate baubles we find when we come across them in the various two-bit stores.

Instead of talking like a pirate, can we just dress like one instead? And if so, do the girls have to go topless? :unsure:

Be my guest, but, please, remember to select someone else as the designated photographer. Huzzah!

Talk like a Pirate day, what a stupid idea Arrr!! ooops Its catchy :D

I suppose a Scottish pirate would say "Arrrr, mon!"? :biggrin:

sounds more like a Jamaican Pirate......mon

"Arrrr, laddie"?

GAR

Ahoy!! Type like a Py-rait! YAR!!

Now I have to edit all me posts of the marnin'...rrrrrrrrgh

Shiver me timbers.

Arr.

Matey.

Have I fulfilled the requirement? Am I done yet?

Arrgg! This is the worst morin' i've ever weathered.


Avast and prepared to be boarded!

ALL DAY ye rotting slacker! Heave, now! Raar!

Prepare to have yer booty plundered!!

I've got a pic of me dressed as a pirate - I gotta dig it up.

ermm... yo ho ho

Over already. So sad. But something to look forward to next year!

After all of the hubbub, Sara said it was November 19. Now I'm just confused. And you know what a confused pirate says, don't you?

"Aaaarrrgggghhhh!!! Bite me crank, matey!!"

Sara's wrong, it be September 19th. ;)

Shiver me timbers, lad. Your wench must be deep in her cups. These rum runners'll tell you true.

In the marnin' ye'll be speakin' th' right words, or walkin' th' plank.

Ye ha' bin warned. Yar!

i'm so totally doing this live tomorrow. i read moby dick in preparation.

arrrr, these be the warranties, pikey. which will ya be buyin' today? none, says ye? well, this be my knife, then. care to reconsider? arrr....

Shiver me timbers! Aaargghhh! Bite me crank, matey!

Just warmin' up...

Arrrr! Some o ye pirates be talkin in code don't ya know? Messages be hidden deep in the first word of every scurvy line that crosses their foul lips. Are ye ready to be speaking like a code talking pirate then? Hidden treasure is the mark of a true pirate!

Bite down on the leather son. Me thinks it'll be a long night. F3 has lain a challenge. You shouldn't be backing down from. Scurvey is the reward for the laggard. Dog you'll be ifn you don't have a go. :)

Arrrg! Matey, your response comes awful quick ya know. I've been a wonderin' jest who'll be man enough to take the bait. Lost at sea these many years I've seen many a foul creature walk the plank. My word alone isn't enough, you'll need to see for yourself how bad the splinters are. Tweezers are no use to ya when you're down in davy jones locker.

Arrrr!

But it's peaceful quiet on th' bottom o' th' sea. Some splashin and thrashin at the start, sure. Messages soon reach yer brain that yer lungs, yer poor lungs, crushed an burnin, need relief! Arrrrrgh! Hidden from view beneath the waves, already fading from mem'ry. In rushes th' water when ye feel ye must finally burst! Plain sleep enfolds ye as settle into th arms o' Death. Sight is the last to go, but it feels like dreamin.

Check y'self, matey. The rules onboard ar strict an th penalties harsh. Top Dog is Under Toad. Shelfish he is in guardin th safety o th good ship "cellar". In case ye didn't know who's boat yer sailin on. The Captain. Medicine may soothe yer pains, and ye know where to look for it. Cabinet, y' addlepated bilge monkey, Liquor Cabinet!

this be yer new user title, matey. aye, it doth ring true.

Shit.

I mean, Ok.

Accepting the gift honors the giver.




pssst. How long do I have to wear this hideous thing?

One week.

I wanted to report that I did, indeed, talk like a pirate at work yesterday.

After a lengthy explanation, they let me out.

I anwered the phone "Ahoy, Matey!" all day. Everyone thought I was nutz but I had a blast. Didn't get anyone to walk the plank, though...

Yes I'm the pirate, pilot
of this ship if I get with the ultraviolet dream
Hide from the red light beam
Now do you believe in the unseen?

Sorry, lumberjim, a "talk like a pirate day" was all I could scrape together on such short notice. So . . . do you like me yet?

Any chance we could get a transcript?

argh means fuck you

I talk like a pirate everyday!!!

I can talk like a pirate but usually only after I've had a LOT of Captain Morgan. :eyebrow:

RUM. :D

It be TLAPD eve, maities.

Scaliwag piece of hull tar.....I'll mop the place with ye!
Rrrrrr!

Hook!

Does this include butt pirates? Cuz I can make your timber shiver.
Avast there me hard-ons!!!

I think Sheldons due a keelhauling dontcha think?

thanks for the reminder, matey! Argghh!

I prayed ye'd be observant that 12 moons had passed o'er the yardarm.

nay, 't happens every yar!

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! An mos' especially ye scurvy lady dogs! Prepare to be boarded! Aaargghh!!!

I'm gonna call my boss Captain and say, "Aye, aye, sir" all day, and when he asks, I'm gonna chide him for being out of touch with popular culture.

:borg:

I couldn't find a pirate smiley, but at least these guys have eye patches.

Here's a primer from the originators' website: How To Talk Like a Pirate

Blimey! Brethren of the Coast and other sea dogs splice the mainbrace would ya


Yo-ho-ho

shit. you guys are all much better at this than me.

My friends and I are all going to Long John Silver's today for lunch!

Then eat hearty, m'dear, it be hard tack an' rum afore ye knows it.

Im talin' in bloomin' post sript today
Ya scurvy dogs whut deserves the black spot!


no that`s nay 't...ye be havin' t' be havin' th' starboard tools
http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl
'ave good grits matey.

All of ye olde scaliwags can hoist your lubber pantaloons and sail to the highest point of me arse.