7/19/2005: Thai trannys
 

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xoB sends along this one with a single editorial comment: it's a man baby! Yes it is. The official caption:

Thai transvestite dancers post for photographs with tourists in the beach town of Pattaya, southeast of Bangkok. The International Conference of Asian Queer Studies is being held in Bangkok to promote the rights and welfare of Asian gay communities.

I don't have much time to add my own wiseass comment here, but I know you all will not let me down.

I wish I had a hat like that.

I was just thinking that I might like to dress as a cabbage myself. Man dressing as a woman dressing as a vegetable. Now that's the ultimate tran.

Gays...Bangkok...

Awesome.

That is one SERIOUSLY hairy leg poking out of the lettuce dress.

Nice tits.

Lettuce dress failed tranny 101, though ... never be seen in public with a drink in your hand.

That's more than hair...Cripes! Looks like the dudes been shaving with a weedeater! Nothing more sexier than hairy gam sticking out from under a dress, unless of course it's all bruised up as well.

That's not a drink, it's a handful of money or pamphlets or something.

:lol2: UT - i thought this line was your smartass comment, but no - apparently this is a legitimate organization and they just chose to meet in Bangkok.

the one in the black dress is saying, "yes, yes, you can eat whatever you want, but tell your mother i'm trying to work over here - SHE HAS TO WATCH YOU!"

My first thought when seeing the thread title was "transmissions? What's so special about a transmission in Thailand?" - took until I got to the end of that thought for it to click

I just threw up in my mouth....but only a little bit.

I was thinking "nice, um, LEGS" on the one with its back to us on the left, until I saw the size twelves at the end - YIKES.

Bwahahahahaha :lol2:

I think I could get into pretty deep trouble before I found out.
Miss Lettuce is probably wearing dark stockings but the banged up knees are no surprise.
Hey, I earned it. I worked my way up from Annoying Candy Stealer with no patron, no help.

:vomitblu:

It appears the one in black has 2 daughters....but who knows??? :mg:

maybe he/she is just their mentor. "ok now boys don't like adam's apples, sssso we're going to have to get you some scarves, mmkay?"

As a few of you know, I've been to Thailand quite a few times. It's amazing just how many he-she's you see there (not just in Bangkok either). I saw quite a few on my last visit in Chiang Mai, young men wearing make up during the day looking very girlish but in men's clothing. To me they look a little confused as to who they should or should not be. :eek3:

Yeah, awesome rack on the cabbage, I'm gonna have to go out and take a closer look at my garden...

Be carefull Footfootfoot, you never know what might POP up. :lol:

You know, they might not be gay. They might just enjoy having breast implants and dressing more outlandishly than four normal transvestites.

Folks, I'm pretty sure the "leg" poking out of the lettuce dress is actually the sidewalk behind the dress. The dress appears to be long and covers the legs. I can't imagine a man who tries THAT hard to look like a woman would forget to shave his legs!

Everybody say Hi to astrodash, the spoilsport. It was really funnier when it was a leg, you know, but hey, welcome to the cellar. I'm sure a sharp eye like yours will have plenty of material here. Stick around and post awhile...

Hi astrodash. :D
I think you are right. Foot path it is.

My mistake ... I looked at the image fairly quickly (I swear) and didn't really take a good look at what lettuce was holding. But having something of known size in one's hand is still a tranny no-no.

Are there rules somewhere? I am really completely ignorant in this area. Care to share?

They're transexuals, not transvestites. Even if that cabbage does have a caterpillar hidden in the leaves, it's still started the transformation into an honest-to-goodness woman from the top down. A transvestite would've worn a stuffed bra and left it at that.

Technically then, they're not even queer, so perhaps we'll be the only ones studying them this year.

BTW, we assume that those are two little girls standing next to the tranny-in-black. They might be two miniture trannys themselves. Two little mini-T's purhaps? :eyebrow:

Not this foot
Not this foot
Not this foot

:biggrin:

ps Hi Astrodash

...I think I have to give up my crown................there's a new Queen in town..........

WIN.
:lol:

WOW!

Okay, with some transgendered it really is pretty easy to tell...

But Damn!! Somebody's comestic surgeon is a VERY skilled person... not to mention probably a very happy camper.

Have to admit, seeing this picture out of context my first thought would NOT be "okay, she's a guy." Hell, I'd be likely to try to pick either Blackdress or Letucedress up at a bar.

Now THAT could lead to rather a surprise!

EEK

From my experience in the military, gym, etc.'s public showers, most Easterners don't need a lot of modification to be "trans-sexed" below the equator. You have to admit the tits ARE nice looking........wouldn't want to touch, though.

Canpnhowdy, that's not very nice.




I've wanted to use that line for a while now. :lol:

my eyes on the tits say yes but my brain is bashing me in the nuts with a sledge hammer shouting no.

I think you are probably listening to the correct brain for once.

We already know you're smart ... you ventured beyond the borders of TINP, after all.