*** The Pain of Life ***
 

Hi, lily. Are you ok? Are you freaking out, or just playing with pictures and cryptic messages like "the pain of life"--?

Welcome!!

Well, if the location in the user title is correct, I can understand the picture.

This is not this is not porn.

Yeah, Hi Lily.

Welcome to the cellar.

(more comments to follow as posts warrant)

Hi Lily,

I like your picture, i am just learning to use photoshop properly (reading photoshop for Dummies) and after looking at your pic for a while i really liked it.

I love the way you used the screaming mouth as eyes. very creative :)

Lily ...

1. Welcome to the Cellar.

2. Try sticking to one text font and size. Preferably the default.

3. Yes, we have a nice selection of colors. Black is a color.

4. Left justified text is much easier to read.

lily, I think the picture is excellent, and I don't care what font size you use.

One question though: Why do you hate America?

Dude, I love that site! Haa!!

If you have it post the link (I don't remember it) so others who haven't seen it can enjoy. It's fucking hilarious.

OK, guys, settle down now. I just checked out the root directory of that image and assuming lily is the actual artist, is does exhibit some significant talent IMO. Looks like a legit site, unless I'm being majorly whooshed.

That being said, welcome to the Cellar, lily

BTW, what is the meaning of 'o 9'?

(And I feel dirty after using at least three internet memes in this post.)

What is your local news telling you and your people about who is behind all the violence and mass murders? I'm just courious how your local media is handling the events.

Yup, gotta be legit. Who the fuck ignores a compliment?

Oh, and gotsta member to fix erm languge

lily, I've always wanted to know. What do Iraqi women wear under their Burkas?

If your really are from Iraq, I'm starting to wonder myself why our troops are dying to save your ass. Oh yeah, oil. At $61/bbl, they can start drilling in my backyard.

NBN now yer on the edge. Iraqi women don't wear burkas!

Original lost frog flyer

Hopkin the full story

When I posted hello to lily she hadn't placed her location. Knowing she's from Iraq makes the artwork, and the title, make much more sense but I still don't like it.

Hi Lily
We love you.
Do you love us?
check
yes
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Hope you are having a nice day in Iraq. Some of my friends there say it is not very fun there. You know, those nice Marines. Maybe you could let them use your CPU to contact the Cellar. Hope you power doesn't get interrupted by a car bomb. Have a nice day..............

Well I'm just wondering whether their news outlets are using the same phases and words our are. You know, like homicide, insurgents, foreign fighters, islamic extremists, baby killers, phycotic idiots. Or wheter they are using words like: freedom fighters, martyrs, brothers, victims. Al Jazeera likes to use the phrase "Iraqi Fighters." Makes it sound so noble, doesn't it?

Anyway, I'm just curious...because...I'm a curious kinda guy.

You have no chance to find your frog, make your time.

ps take off EVERY zig.

Oh where, oh where has our poor Lily gone?

A flash-in-the-pan? Gone forever due to our ugly Americanized attitudes? Hmmm. Figures. If she was from Iraq, which I don't doubt because no one could slaughter the English lanquage like that and not be from the Middle east (an ungly American-type joke), I really wanted to know what the Iraqi peoples take was on this mess. I'm sure there is some good things going on over there, but our we never hear it. Just car bombs and body parts. Then she bails. This would have been a good opportunity for her to voice her oppinion as well. She finds a little opposition here and she's gone. Typical. A true artist *sarcasim*.

I smell a rat. Stylistically, the artwork reminded me of our new homepage after we were hacked.

I'm a bit skeptical that a teen has internet access in iraq right now, but ok.

I don't know how to check a root directory, so I defer to NBN.

Also that image of the screaming mouth for eyes is about ten or fifteen years old, I don't remember where I first saw it.

All in all the east european judges give it an 8.7 on the bullshit scale.

P.S. I want all my bases back.

Does the IP address tell us anything?

(I don't think lily is from Iraq. I think Lily is a troll, and I refused to click on the site link 'she' left, fearing what it might try to do or collect from my machine)

yeah, lily's a troll. Darn. Makes me miss Angus Mann, poet laureate of Utopia or whatever it was. God, now he was an artist! Remember the "too bad life's not more like yogurt" line? It changed my perspective on life. It really did. After I read that, I got sober! :)

inetnum: 213.42.2.0 - 213.42.2.255
netname: EMIRNET-EMIRNET
descr: Emirates Internet
descr: Public Internet Service
descr: Emirates Telecommunications Corporation
descr: P.O. Box 1150, Dubai, UAE
country: AE

hmmmmm. and we were hijacked today. squawking 7500!

maybe she has our frog............

Close, but no Iraq.

you don't possibly think that he/she/they would put the frog on camera, read a political statement and behead it do you!? :worried:

Or tr to convert him? Hopkin Bin Laden?

Is it possible that Iraqis may use a UAE ISP?

If bullshit were music, would lily be a brass band?

yeah, i think so, and from the looks of it, i think she's hijacked your handbasket too foot.

lily ALMOST pissed me off. I smelled the stench from post 1......

musta been all that camel crap she was surrounded by...........

handbasket banks sharply, pulls 3 Gs, foot pukes...

me thinks you're right.

If I went over the top, it's because my gut feeling says the person in question is a troll with an agenda.

If someone wants to come in here and diss Dubya, you'll get nary a peep from me. Wish death on our troops? Better prepare to get trashed.

[quote] Wish death on our troops? Better prepare to get trashed [quote] NBN


Very true. Thank you.

It REALLY makes me see red. Puts me in the kill mode............

- We hate avatars.

- Don't pretend to be a girl.

You're just a barrel of fun, Wolfie.

Lily, welcome and don't mind Wolf........ she just likes to be nasty.......... :rar:

.....sometimes people deserve to be treated "nasty".....

What the hell did wolf say? I went back over the thread and I see nothing nasty in her posts... :eyebrow:

That was just a tease by cjjulie based on my tease post because Wolfie beat up cjjulie about avatars in the past. I also think avatars make for more fun, but others disagree. It's no big deal really.

I am on a board that has avatar bloat. In addition to the avatar under one's username, this board ENCOURAGES (ick) animated avatars. And the siglines are repleat with banners, animated banners, tickers, and all manner of other things likely to make your eyes bleed.

And the board content is at about the same level.

Trust me, gang, you don't know how good you have it here.

I WHOLEHEARTEDLY agree with wolf. The addition of the avatars is initially cute at best but after the tenth time you see one, the cuteness factor levels off while the signal to noise ratio continues to decline. Likewise for cluttered sigs.

: doublethumbsup:

Oh, and another thing ... the avatar freaks can't pick just one of the damn things and stay with it ... for me they serve as a visual prompt to the poster, but that doesn't work real well when they change the goddamned things every three days, each time to something that is more likely to make my eyes bleed and trigger at least a petit mal seizure.

I have been on boards where the avatars remain fairly stable and I don't mind them, but those are boards for grownups.

Hmmm. Does that mean that the kiddies find it easier to hide here, revealed only by the content of <strike>our</strike> their posts?