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Undertoad 06-07-2005 10:09 AM

6/7/2005: Hindu toad wedding
 
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What we have here is a wedding of toads! Turns out it's a traditional Hindu ceremony which they hope will please the rain gods and end drought. She's marking the toad with vermillion.

Trilby 06-07-2005 11:42 AM

Whatever works.

Promenea 06-07-2005 11:53 AM

Where do they go on their honeymoon?

BigV 06-07-2005 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Promenea
Where do they go on their honeymoon?

Back to Lily's pad, then things start hoppin!

beavis 06-07-2005 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV
Back to Lily's pad, then things start hoppin!

:lol:

that one got a healthy chuckle, nicely executed

Troubleshooter 06-07-2005 01:05 PM

No sillier than many other rituals out there.

At least their cow thing makes sense.

Promenea 06-07-2005 01:49 PM

Well toads often appear after a rain so making a few happily married toads just might lead to more toads and well - you get the connection with more toads and rain right?

Troubleshooter 06-07-2005 03:08 PM

Well, it makes as much since as saying God created the world since we know there's a world.

capnhowdy 06-07-2005 03:26 PM

They all look stoned to me. Maybe that explains it. :joint:

Sweets 06-07-2005 04:58 PM

And when they are wed, the guy in the black shirt with the red collar yells out... DY NO MITE!

xoxoxoBruce 06-07-2005 08:04 PM

She learned that technique at the University of Pennsylvania.

Wait for it.

Wart-on school.

Thank you and don't forget to tip your servers. :blush:

nioupy 06-08-2005 02:22 AM

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Where do they go on their honeymoon?
To france maybe ? ;)

Heatseeker 06-08-2005 05:58 AM

They went to France and got legless.

dkb218 06-08-2005 11:45 AM

:greenface Please the Rain God? End Drought? How I wonder does the marriage of fricken toads accomplish that? :headshake

wolf 06-08-2005 12:50 PM

Same way that the rain goes away when you dance and sing the song.

Oh, and if the toads do actually frick, I think you get extra prosperity.

Happy Monkey 06-08-2005 01:10 PM

You just have to dance long enough, or find exactly the right pair of toads to marry. Keep trying; it will work eventually!

LCanal 06-08-2005 08:12 PM

According to my Hindu colleagues here it is not a Hindu ceremony but just one of many local beliefs turned to when someone is in trouble or something is wrong such as a drought. It could just as easily been two donkeys they say.

xoxoxoBruce 06-08-2005 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by dkb218
:greenface Please the Rain God? End Drought? How I wonder does the marriage of fricken toads accomplish that? :headshake

It's skeptics like you that cause droughts, ya know. :lol:

wolf 06-09-2005 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by LCanal
It could just as easily been two donkeys they say.

Toads are probably cheaper than donkeys.

Sun_Sparkz 06-09-2005 01:13 AM

my home is in serious drought at the moment.. maybe i should invest in some toads?

i wonder if marrying Fly's or stick insects would have the same effect??

--Or just offer UT and Jacq. a free venue for a down under wedding ;)

LCanal 06-09-2005 01:44 AM

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i wonder if marrying Fly's or stick insects would have the same effect??

Maybe. You already sent your Rain Man, Howard, there, albeit two years too late and he couldn't fix it. SAVE WATER SHOWER WITH A FRIEND. Oops that's the other thread and you said it doesn't work for you!

Something for your bali thread.

wolf 06-09-2005 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Sun_Sparkz
my home is in serious drought at the moment.. maybe i should invest in some toads?

Here in the US all you have to do is wash your car.

Or leave your convertible top down or sunroof open when you go inside for a couple of hours.

Works every time.

Unless you're conscious of the effect. Somehow the gods know that.

Kind of like not doing your homework because snow is predicted. Best way to chase a major french toast conspiracy storm away from the entire region.

BrianR 06-10-2005 08:51 AM

in MY neck of the woods, all I have to do is mow the lawn.

Yesterday, I had an appt with my blood-sucker...ah, I mean, lawyer, and I forgot. That should not surprise anyone who knows me. However, the Gods wanted me to make that appt for reasons of their own. So, at ten minutes prior to the appt, they rained on me enough to make me put away my implements of destruction, notice the time and make my appt. Five minutes after I get in the office, it stops raining and out came the sun, just like in Florida!

And yes, washing my car will do it too.

xoxoxoBruce 06-10-2005 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf
or sunroof open when you go inside for a couple of hours.

Works every time.

Worked today. :blush:

kerosene 06-10-2005 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweets
And when they are wed, the guy in the black shirt with the red collar yells out... DY NO MITE!

Is this what you were referring back to? Not sure I see the resemblance, but it was nice to have an excuse to find that somewhere.

xoxoxoBruce 06-10-2005 09:37 PM

No...This.

kerosene 06-11-2005 09:26 AM

ah, thanks, bruce. makes WAY more sense now.

poohbearbeth 06-14-2005 06:07 PM

Frog Wedding
 
Wart-on
That is really funny xoxoBruce
Where do the Honeymoon---Some Toad-ally remote location :lol:
Here's one for size
http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,3032,00.html
:smack:

Lady Sidhe 06-16-2005 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Worked today. :blush:


So I guess Wolf could say she toad you so? :bolt:

MaggieL 06-19-2006 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Heatseeker
They went to France and got legless.

Wasn't he in Lord of the Rings?

Shawnee123 06-19-2006 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweets
And when they are wed, the guy in the black shirt with the red collar yells out... DY NO MITE!

:lol:

xoxoxoBruce 06-19-2006 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun_Sparkz
my home is in serious drought at the moment.. maybe i should invest in some toads?

i wonder if marrying Fly's or stick insects would have the same effect??

--Or just offer UT and Jacq. a free venue for a down under wedding ;)

Are you still dry? They might take you up on it now. :D

footfootfoot 06-20-2006 09:29 AM

Sure make jokes. I thought the bride looked absolutlely radiant.

xoxoxoBruce 06-20-2006 05:03 PM

She looks radiant because she's pregnant....it's a shotgun wedding but instead of a shotgun.......Dyn-0-mite. ;)

rkzenrage 06-22-2006 01:10 AM

This whole thing is freaking me out!
Imagine being snatched-up by giant alien beasts & being forced to marry some pregnant stranger in some freakish ceremony miles off the ground on huge leaves while being marked by weird items.... it just goes on, and on, and one..... I wanna' DIE!!!!


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