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Nothing But Net 04-23-2005 11:42 PM

Ladies Only Please (NSFW)
 
46 years old and still smokin~~~

<img src="http://www.myrefrigerator.com/Smokin46.jpg">

smoothmoniker 04-24-2005 01:57 AM

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

xoxoxoBruce 04-24-2005 02:27 AM

That's Art.

Art Fern...hosted the Teatime Movie on the Tonight Show. :coffee:

wolf 04-24-2005 10:51 AM

Very artistic.

lumberjim 04-24-2005 11:01 AM

we're coming down there to take your camera away. all of us.

SteveDallas 04-24-2005 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
we're coming down there to take your camera away. all of us.

That's not necessary, just ship him some female models.

busterb 04-24-2005 11:58 AM

Ya got an ass like a swamp rabbit, none. Can I give you a few lbs?

zippyt 04-24-2005 12:50 PM

Ya got an ass like a swamp rabbit, none

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

OnyxCougar 04-24-2005 01:28 PM

OK, to be fair, the title *is* Ladies Only Please.

If you're a straight man, then you have no reason to bitch about the content.

I like it, NBN. Wouldn't buy it, but I can appreciate it nonetheless.

Trilby 04-24-2005 02:40 PM

NBN--your ass looks EXACTLY like my boyfriends ass! what a coincidence!!! :)
I like.

richlevy 04-24-2005 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
NBN--your ass looks EXACTLY like my boyfriends ass! what a coincidence!!! :)
I like.

Ass? I thought they were all pictures of his face. :lol:

Nightsong 04-24-2005 11:00 PM

speaking as a not so straight male NBN, I really like the black and white thinking shot in the corner. You nearly have that"So whats on your mind?" look. Not quite bedroom eyes but definatly in the hallway.

lookout123 04-24-2005 11:47 PM

i'm disappointed. UT really should be able to create a filter to prevent that type of pollution. where the hell is greenpeace when you need them?

*searching for sharp object to gouge out mindseye*

Elspode 04-24-2005 11:55 PM

The shot in the bottom right corner looks like you might be praying that your mother never gets interested in the Internet.

Who took these? If self-posed and shot, pretty good work. Not my favorite subject matter, but good work nonetheless.

When are you going to start bringing home more inebriated hotties to shoot with your...camera?

Promenea 04-25-2005 07:48 AM

The psychology interests me - what sort of person posts pictures of their ass on the internet (for free)? (no I'm not a hypocrite, I wonder about women who do it too).

Clodfobble 04-25-2005 09:06 AM

Quote:

Not quite bedroom eyes but definatly in the hallway.
All I could think when I read this was, "You mean the kind of hallway you throw a hotdog down?" :)

jinx 04-25-2005 09:24 AM

It's brilliant NBN. [applause]<applause> <applause></applause></applause>

BigV 04-25-2005 01:46 PM

NBN:

Straight male--disregarded the thread title entirely (That'll teach me). I must say, in spite of feeling a little bad about it, I have enjoyed the grief heaped upon you...ahahehheheheha

But you asked about the art. I'm from the "I don't much about art, but I know it when I see it" school. It's quite artistic, and exceeds my courage level by a considerable amount. You're much braver and more artistic than I.

be-bop 04-25-2005 06:20 PM

Could this start a new thread "Cellar members in the Buff"

Please Please noooooooo!!!!.................:D

SteveDallas 04-25-2005 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble
You mean the kind of hallway you throw a hotdog down?

I believe Freud said, "sometimes a hallway is just a hallway."

Nightsong 04-25-2005 06:42 PM

BOth artistic and interesting. Atleast NBN has a body worthy of cameras. At 31 I need a wide angle lens for shots like that. The hardest subject matter to deal with is always onesself wether in writing, or pictures. We are our worst critics.

xoxoxoBruce 04-25-2005 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas
I believe Freud said, "sometimes a hallway is just a hallway."

And sometimes it's a hallway.....with eyes. :eyeball: :eyeball:

Nothing But Net 04-25-2005 09:20 PM

Actually, my psychologist suggested I do this as therapy for the nightmares I've been having where I'm caught naked in a public place.

I think it's called desensitization.

Thanks for the comments, good and bad. ;)

plthijinx 05-12-2005 09:48 PM

that would be my crazy-assed neighbor NBN. :smack:

mrnoodle 05-13-2005 02:18 AM

with a title like "ladies only, NSFW" how could anyone not look? it was obviously going to involve peener. No fair. That was just some middle aged guy's ass. you can't really make fun of someone nekkid until you see the money shot. I've already poured scalding water on my eyeballs now, though, so it's too late to change em on my account.

tw 05-13-2005 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123
where the hell is greenpeace when you need them?

Its only considered perverted if the little kid can testify about the birthmark.

xoxoxoBruce 05-13-2005 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nothing But Net
Actually, my psychologist suggested I do this as therapy for the nightmares I've been having where I'm caught naked in a public place.

I'd bet a years pay you make him nuts before he can make you sane. :biggrinpi

cjjulie 05-14-2005 02:39 PM

Still smokin' what? ;)


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