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Undertoad 04-19-2005 11:50 AM

4/19/2005: Virgin Mary appears in salt in freeway underpass
 
http://cellar.org/2005/saltmary.jpg

IotD will continue to document absurd Mary findings. Previously on IotD she has been seen in a tree stump and in a fence. In this case she is seen in the road salt that has dripped down onto the wall in that spot and then dried.

It's really all about the human ability to connect and see patterns and to convince themselves of what they want to see...

wolf 04-19-2005 11:57 AM

I think it looks more like Madonna, the singer, you know, "Like a Virgin," not actually one.

Beestie 04-19-2005 12:30 PM

Since when do the Blessed Virgin's elbows touch the ground. Her arms would have to be around nine feet long to pull that off.

Besides, that's not Mary. I asked her about it when I talked with her this morning and she just sighed, rolled her eyes and said: "Its freakin' salt, dude."

Happy Monkey 04-19-2005 12:37 PM

Why would Mary be trying to lure people to their deaths?

mmmmbacon 04-19-2005 12:47 PM

I think it's ridiculous when a potato that looks like the Virgin Mary sells on ebay for more than the what I payed for my car, but I have to say, that's a remarkable image. *Especially* because it's created by random road salt. Usually, I think it's absurd people give so much significance to these things, but this one is remarkably detailed and close to the actual image of a praying, veiled Mary. I can understand this one. The only problem I have is that it's a man, baby.

glatt 04-19-2005 12:57 PM

I think it looks like a vagina.

LabRat 04-19-2005 01:06 PM

:blush: whew, i'm not the only one who saw that before mary...

jaguar 04-19-2005 01:36 PM

ditto.

warch 04-19-2005 01:43 PM

quadritto. So a more ancient form of female diety worship.

lookout123 04-19-2005 02:00 PM

ok, i cannot see mary in here anywhere. the vagina does jump right though.

Happy Monkey 04-19-2005 02:14 PM

Maybe if you look close enough, you can tell it's the virgin
Mary.

warch 04-19-2005 02:15 PM

Ha!

Troubleshooter 04-19-2005 02:38 PM

Stoopid fucking lemmings...

Elspode 04-19-2005 02:49 PM

What we really need is an IOTD category of images of things that form in window glass, trees, food, etc that *aren't* Mary, but look like, perhaps, Joe DiMaggio or Bette Davis.

Troubleshooter 04-19-2005 02:51 PM

What we need is for peepul to get their heads out of their asses and look for meaning and pattern inside, instead of outside.

warch 04-19-2005 02:52 PM

I remember (fuzzily) an old Cheers episode where Cliff has a potato that looks like Nixon. I think the punchline is something like "Big deal, find one that doesnt".

LabRat 04-19-2005 03:27 PM

Bah. What would we make fun of then???

lookout123 04-19-2005 03:28 PM

people who live in Iowa. oh wait, i do that now. ;)

LabRat 04-19-2005 03:30 PM

The one and only time i tried tye dying, one of the shirts I rolled came out with a HUGE purple vagina going up the back. I couldn't have drawn one better, it was amazing. No, I don't still have it unfortunately. I wish I had taken a picture.

jaguar 04-19-2005 03:41 PM

Now i look again it doesn't look very virginal either.

Quote:

The one and only time i tried tye dying
That's what they all say, hippy. :joint:

mrnoodle 04-19-2005 04:40 PM

Good thing not many people saw you wearing it, they'd have erected a shrine on your ass. Wait. Are we talking about vaginas that look like Marys or vice versa?

nevermind

xoxoxoBruce 04-19-2005 05:42 PM

I see a penis with a fright wig. Does that mean I'm queer? :mg:

Happy Monkey 04-19-2005 05:52 PM

You're the one who said I had a nice box.

capnhowdy 04-19-2005 06:56 PM

SALTY VAGINA
 
.......definitely LABIA LAND.
I certainly wouldn't say virgin, though.
I wouldn't be surprised if some graffitti artist hasn't "touched it up"......
I dated a girl once who......... 10-22
:censored:

dar512 04-20-2005 12:27 AM

I heard this story on the local radio. It's in Chicago on the Fullerton Avenue underpass for the Kennedy Expressway.

It still looks like a salt stain to me.

Kitsune 04-20-2005 10:05 AM

Doesn't the bible outright say that anything that appears prior to God appearing in the sky is a false a vision and shouldn't be trusted?

I think it looks like a vagina.

http://fox.org/~vince/out/boykiss.jpg

mrnoodle 04-20-2005 10:25 AM

it says to beware of people who give signs and say this n that, because there will be many false prophets, and when the time comes, the sign will be clear to everyone, etc. etc.

I don't think this is it. I think it's a buhgina. I can see the dick with a wig, too. But hey, if it comforts someone, good for them.

We had these fake wood grain doors and a couple of them had demon faces in them. Big ones, too. And I saw a skull in the pattern of the carpet at school. All this started happening after our psychology class in which we learned about subliminal advertising. I can spot a dick in a tumbler of whiskey from a mile off.

That would be a good sig line

Vegeta 04-20-2005 10:27 AM

"Kiss the vagina, Timmy."

Didn't anyone see The Daily Show, uh, Monday night I think? Where some Aussie pissed the bed and said it looked like Jesus? I think that one wins for most ludicrous pseudo-religious sighting thus far, even past the cheese sammich on eBay.

pdaoust 04-20-2005 10:27 AM

my gosh... sigh... I find these things so sad... is this why you guys think we Cath'licks are wackos? Seriously, I think it's just people whose pattern-recognition skills have gone a little haywire... sadly, that seems to happen a lot in our church... I guess it shows that we really are a church made out of human beings.

jaguar 04-20-2005 10:44 AM

Re: the kid
http://blackstatic.net/fatherknowsbest.jpg

wolf 04-20-2005 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vegeta
"Kiss the vagina, Timmy."

Kiss the place where homeless people have been pissing for the last twenty years, Timmy.

mmmmbacon 04-20-2005 11:23 AM

<troll>
Why are atheists typically so damn smug? It seems to me that to be sure there is no God is as much a matter of faith as to actively believe in one (or many). The only truly rational position is to be agnostic, which is to admit that it is unknowable.

In other words, why are you so quick to dismiss this as nothing more than an accident? Is it threatening to your worldview, perhaps, that someone might find meaning where you do not?
</troll>

mrnoodle 04-20-2005 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmmmbacon
<troll>
Why are atheists typically so damn smug?...The only truly rational position is to be agnostic, which is to admit that it is unknowable.

Yeah, nothing smug about an agnostic :eyebrow:

I'm a Christian, and the Mary sightings are ludicrous to me. The more of them we have, the more marginalized real miracles become. I don't see God playing Where's Waldo with the same hands-folded image of Mary over and over again. Even if some of these images are supernatural in origin, that doesn't make them divine. If we're going the mystic route, I see just as much possibility that Satan uses the images to mislead as I do that God uses them to ..... whatever they're supposed to do.

Kitsune 04-20-2005 12:36 PM

I think we need more image goodness!

Troubleshooter 04-20-2005 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrnoodle
...the more marginalized real miracles become...

Real miracles such as what?

mrnoodle 04-20-2005 01:28 PM

heh. nice try. Start a miracle thread if you like, this is the vagina picture thread.

Actually, a vagina magically appearing on a wall is pretty miraculous.

Troubleshooter 04-20-2005 01:58 PM

Sorry, the effort had to be made.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled vagina bashing.

jaguar 04-20-2005 02:08 PM

There is no way I can comment on that TS without it being as easy in interpret as minsinterpret.

Troubleshooter 04-20-2005 02:22 PM

One does try.

xoxoxoBruce 04-20-2005 07:39 PM

Good show Jag. :thumb:
I wonder in one of those online florists would deliver to the salt stain in the underpass? Maybe a mylar balloon too.

arrowtouch 04-23-2005 01:41 PM

who wants to lick Lot's wife?

capnhowdy 04-23-2005 08:11 PM

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Now that I think about it....It looks like HER vagina.........

Elspode 04-23-2005 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmmmbacon
Why are atheists typically so damn smug?

Hell, I'm a polytheist, and I still want to know why we don't see more images of Leo Durocher or Guy LaFleur in salt stains and food products.

busterb 04-23-2005 10:49 PM

Hell I saw my x wife in Hardes's today. She should be a piss stain on a wall somewhere. !st sighing in 35 years.OMG

wolf 04-23-2005 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy
Now that I think about it....It looks like HER vagina.........

I'm surprised you didn't recognize it right away.

The sow was yours, right?

wolf 04-23-2005 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
Hell, I'm a polytheist, and I still want to know why we don't see more images of Leo Durocher or Guy LaFleur in salt stains and food products.

I see Mike Ditka in brats all the time, but I'm always too hungry to take pictures before I eat them.

xoxoxoBruce 04-24-2005 03:08 AM

You see Mike's what, in your brats?!? :mg:

busterb 04-24-2005 07:29 AM

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OMG! The casting that I poster in DoDads has a Baby Jesus foot print on back side. See!

capnhowdy 04-24-2005 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
I'm surprised you didn't recognize it right away.

The sow was yours, right?

Yes.....she was mine. I was inside her. :repuke:

Elspode 04-24-2005 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by busterb
OMG! The casting that I poster in DoDads has a Baby Jesus foot print on back side. See!

Looks like a miraculous image of Munch's "Scream" to me.

wolf 04-24-2005 10:42 AM

It's Ditka again.

BrianR 05-06-2005 10:04 AM

Image of Mary defaced
 
Story from CNN.com here

I once had an image of Mary appear to me in a bagel, but hunger won out over greed and I ate it! YUM!

Brian

Troubleshooter 05-06-2005 10:19 AM

It's funny how he got arrested, but the monkeys creating the road hazard got left alone.

glatt 05-06-2005 10:19 AM

Those damn athiests just couldn't leave us alone and let us have our miracle. Damn them to Hell for all eternity! They are just jealous. At least we have the pictures of the vagina to remember it.

wolf 05-06-2005 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Troubleshooter
It's funny how he got arrested, but the monkeys creating the road hazard got left alone.

He defaced the bridge. In public view.

That's kind of what's supposed to happen.

The police hustling him off would also have saved him from being savaged by the crowd of loving Christians.

johne3819 05-06-2005 11:40 AM

here's a link from the chicago tribune, why is the girl in image #7 not arrested for the same thing as the other guy?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/l...ws-hed&index=7

johne3819 05-06-2005 11:57 AM

oh and I forgot the second commandment:

You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below.

You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin
of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me

-Exodus 20:2-17

Isn't this an idol, sure man didn't DIRECTLY make it, but man's creations made it.

Clodfobble 05-06-2005 12:23 PM

Catholics don't have that commandment. They split another one into two (I forget which one) to keep the integrity of the "Ten" Commandments.

johne3819 05-06-2005 12:35 PM

Wow, here i was raised catholic and I *thought* I remember that one
 
Thanks for enlightening my (obviously going to hell) self!

I swear they taught us that graven images thing.

I never knew there were 3 version of the 10 commandments - one jewish one catholic and one protestant

I have found some sites that dispute your claim that catholics 'dropped' the graven images commandment, many say that it is impied in the 'short hand' version of the 2nd - Thou shall have no gods before me

Sorta of a crib notes for the commandments I guess. You'r supposed to look them up in exodus

wolf 05-06-2005 12:53 PM

I coulda sworn they taught me the graven images thing too ... but graven images are big business for the Catholic Church ... I got my St. Dymphna medal and picture right here ... (Her feast day is May 15, don't miss it!!)

I know I always get mixed up about #5 ... I know it's about the not killin', which is apparently #6 for the Jews and the Prods?

Welcome, Johne


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