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smoothmoniker 04-18-2005 06:08 PM

Little Smoothmonikette is on the way
 
http://addisonrd.com/pics/babygirllee.jpg

http://addisonrd.com/pics/gmpreggers.jpg

I'm going to be a dad for the first time. My wife is due at the end of June, and it's a little girl. If anyone would like to buy us a gift, she's registered at Guitar Center and apple.com

-sm

SteveDallas 04-18-2005 06:24 PM

Congratulations!! Joe Bob Briggs once wrote fabulously (and IMO accurately) on the psychological changes of impending parenthood in Iron Joe Bob. Regrettably, my copy has been missing for some time or I'd quote it for you.

Beestie 04-18-2005 07:07 PM

Congrats, sm! Is that the faint outline of a Fender Stratocaster I see in the background? :D

richlevy 04-18-2005 07:29 PM

Mazel Tov!

glatt 04-18-2005 07:54 PM

Great news!

perth 04-18-2005 07:59 PM

Congratulations SM!

Elspode 04-18-2005 09:36 PM

You don't have a hair on your ass if don't make her middle name "Moog"!

Congrats, SM...

wolf 04-19-2005 12:19 AM

Congratulations!!!

lumberjim 04-19-2005 07:57 AM

congrats, sm. good stuff! you'll be adding to the collective IQ, i'm sure.

jinx 04-19-2005 09:08 AM

Yay! Congratulations!

mrnoodle 04-19-2005 09:08 AM

many many congratulations and best wishes.

Clodfobble 04-19-2005 10:03 AM

Very cool! Do we get to know the name you've picked, or are you keeping it hush-hush until the delivery? :)

smoothmoniker 04-19-2005 10:28 AM

we haven't fixed on a name yet, but the top three are

Emma
Sophia
Georgia

I love Sophia, its a strong classic name, and the meaning (wisdom) is important for us.

Sophia Moog Moniker

perfect.

Catwoman 04-19-2005 10:29 AM

Sophia's a lovely name. Congratulations smooth.

ashke 04-19-2005 10:38 AM

Congrats! [s]When's she due?[/s]

EDIT: I read the first post more careful this time ^_^;;

Undertoad 04-19-2005 10:40 AM

If the middle name is Moog surely the first name should be Minnie...?

mrnoodle 04-19-2005 10:47 AM

no, midi

smoothmoniker 04-19-2005 10:48 AM

I was pushing hard for Thelonious Sphere "Mini Moog" Monk Moniker, but Mrs Moniker said no ....

LabRat 04-19-2005 11:18 AM

YEAH!!! I truly am happy for you, congratulations!!

Let the unsolicited parenting advice commence :rolleyes: ...

SteveDallas 04-19-2005 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRat
Let the unsolicited parenting advice commence :rolleyes: ...

Unsolicited advice? Hell, I predict you won't make it to July before somebody starts suggesting that "she really needs a little brother or sister."

dar512 04-19-2005 12:02 PM

Congrats to you and Mrs. Moniker. It's the most work you're ever gonna love.

OnyxCougar 04-19-2005 06:03 PM

Until she's a late teen....

But congratulations, SM. Really.

smoothmoniker 04-20-2005 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas
Unsolicited advice? Hell, I predict you won't make it to July before somebody starts suggesting that "she really needs a little brother or sister."

Already started! My mom-in-law thinks we should start trying have another one right away, so that they will be close together.

-sm

Griff 04-20-2005 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker
Already started! My mom-in-law thinks we should start trying have another one right away, so that they will be close together.

-sm

Another reason to have them close together is that you and Mrs. Moniker get them "growed up" and out of the palace while you're still young enough to enjoy yourselves. Or you could do the classic Catholic family and crank out one every 18 months for the next couple decades. :lol:

Clodfobble 04-20-2005 07:50 PM

If they're less than a year apart, the proper terminology is "Irish twins." :biggrin:

smoothmoniker 06-24-2005 11:57 AM

Sophia Grace Lee

Born at 7:55 last night, on Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood
6 lbs, 2 oz
18 inches long

We had to have a C section after about 8 hrs of labor, but both mom and baby are doing well. She is so beautiful. I know all parents say that, but you guys won't believe these pictures. She's amazing.

I'm bootlegging the hospital ISP right now, so I don't have the bandwidth, but I'll post them when I get home on Sunday.

Happy Monkey 06-24-2005 12:03 PM

Congrats!

elSicomoro 06-24-2005 12:05 PM

Congratulations to you and your wife, SM!

glatt 06-24-2005 12:20 PM

I like the name you chose. Congratulations.

LabRat 06-24-2005 12:20 PM

Sophia, I love it. Big Congratulations!!!

Undertoad 06-24-2005 01:23 PM

Awesome. Well done.

jinx 06-24-2005 01:28 PM

Hey, congratulations!

SteveDallas 06-24-2005 01:55 PM

Good job--so much for sleep!! :lol2:

Trilby 06-24-2005 02:09 PM

Wonderful! Please post pics ASAP!

Queen of the Ryche 06-24-2005 02:22 PM

Congratulations! ! ! We'l have to set up a play date soon =)

Clodfobble 06-24-2005 02:46 PM

That's great, sm! Congratulations. I echo the desire for pictures ASAP. :thumbsup:

perth 06-24-2005 02:52 PM

Congratulations! That's a beautiful name, and I'll third the picture request. :)

BigV 06-24-2005 05:52 PM

Yay for Sophia, job well done for mama, and time to roll up your sleeves, dad.

Congratulations to all of you!!!

wolf 06-24-2005 06:03 PM

Awesome!! Congratulations to all of you!

Until you mentioned the c-section, when you said the birth occured on Sunset Blvd I was kind of envisioning something involving a taxicab, a frightened taxi driver in a turban worrying about his upholstery, and a crackwhore saying kindly, "Don't worry about nothin' honey, I had eight babies so I know what to do ... you just push now!"

smoothmoniker 06-24-2005 07:24 PM

After the C Section, the docs said that they restapled the ab muscles tighter than before, and suctioned some of the fat from that area ... they said that it was part of the standard package in any hospital in Hollywood.

Pics:

http://addisonrd.com/pics/sophia/sophia_01.jpg

http://addisonrd.com/pics/sophia/sophia_02.jpg

http://addisonrd.com/pics/sophia/sophia_03.jpg

footfootfoot 06-24-2005 07:30 PM

Beautiful!
Congratulations!
The last comment about the hospital's "standard package" is hilarious. It nearly had me in...

stitches?

BigV 06-24-2005 07:34 PM

They're bea-U-tiful! Way to go!

Griff 06-24-2005 08:44 PM

Nice work Mrs. Smooth!

xoxoxoBruce 06-24-2005 09:00 PM

Good luck, Pops. :biggrin:

Trilby 06-24-2005 09:43 PM

Sophia and Mom are breathtaking! Good for you guys!!!! Enjoy every minute of the babyhood--it's soooooooo cool!!!!!!

Undertoad 06-25-2005 05:44 AM

You were right about the amazing part - that is one good lookin' newborn!

jaguar 06-25-2005 06:20 AM

Quote:

the docs said that they restapled the ab muscles tighter than before, and suctioned some of the fat from that area ... they said that it was part of the standard package in any hospital in Hollywood.
I genuinely don't know whether you were joking or not. Congrats!

dar512 06-25-2005 11:05 AM

Congratulations to you and Mrs. Smooth. It's the most work you're ever going to love.

mrnoodle 06-27-2005 11:44 AM

good job, good luck, and have fun buying little frilly stuff and playing tea party :)

Hobbs 06-27-2005 12:47 PM

Congrats. It's the best and the worst job you'll ever have!! This coming from a two-time daddy. Well, not two time, like..."oh, you two timing.." but like second hand dad...no wait! Second round dad, ack! Second-time dad...that sounds lame. Rats! Never mind.


Congrats on the new addition.

Silent 06-27-2005 01:40 PM

Congrats!
Has the wow factor wore off at all yet? :biggrin:

BigV 06-27-2005 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent
Congrats!
Has the wow factor wore off at all yet? :biggrin:

UN-possible! However, crying in the middle of the night (again) and stinky diapers can temporarily attenuate it. Good going to all of the smooth clan, and I wish you all well!

smoothmoniker 06-27-2005 04:12 PM

She eats every two hours. It takes me 5 minutes to get her up, changed, swaddled, and ready to eat. It takes her 30-45 minutes to eat. It takes me 20-30 minutes to get her burped and back down. It takes me 10 minutes to fall back asleep. So the math goes something like this:

0:00 Crying
0:05 Swaddled and eating
0:50 Done eating, burping and settling
1:20 Sophia to sleep
1:30 Dad to sleep

Thirty blessed, glorious, wondrous minutes of sleep before ...

2:00 Crying

She was born slightly underweight, and lost about 7 oz in the first 24 hours of being alive, so they told us to feed her every 2 hours, or as often as she'll eat, for at least the first week. Hopefully, once she's back up to her fighting weight, we'll be able to space that out a bit more.

But until then, pass the coffee.

glatt 06-27-2005 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker
so they told us to feed her every 2 hours, or as often as she'll eat, for at least the first week.

They told us to do the same thing with our firstborn. (They all lose weight the first day or two.) I remember it really made me anxious, that we needed to be forcing her to eat. Like she would die or something. They even told us to try to keep her from falling asleep when she was eating, to make sure she ate enough. I was a nervous daddy. Turns out, she ate when she was hungry, and stopped when she was full. And gained the weight back just fine. She actually really took off. Grew like a champ. Nothing to worry about after all.

BigV 06-27-2005 04:34 PM

[whispers]Way to go, Dad. *quiet applause*

http://www.cellar.org/images/smilies/coffee.gif and : pillow: and :babysling:

You're gonna do great.[/whispers]

Brett's Honey 07-22-2005 07:50 PM

Ok Smoothclan, it's been almost a month - update us when you have time please...?? Maybe even another picture...?

smoothmoniker 07-23-2005 12:26 AM

No time to update, busy changing diapers and rocking Sophia to sleep. Although she does have her own website now, at sophialee.com

Brett's Honey 07-23-2005 11:39 AM

I understand. I'll check out the website!

Elspode 07-26-2005 12:43 PM

Well, heck. I don't know how I missed this.

Belated congrats, SM, and best to Sophia and Mrs. Moniker.

Iggy 08-07-2005 12:57 AM

Awww! She is just too cute! Can I steal her? Just kidding. Congrats!


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