Hey bitches!
 

It's Antibland, making my yearly rounds to this god-forsaken forum. Well, looks as bland as ever. Being that I am Antibland, I'm forced by nature to hate it. We never stood a chance, you and me. So, until next year, f*ck you all. By the way, I'm single now and accepting private invitations into your lonely crotches of despair. And hey, don’t be too cruel, I’ve have to call my mom in this time.

Antibland

Was she tired of you coming around once a year and criticizing about a problem you helped create? If your not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Blandness happens when you don't do your part. :p
Oh, and HI (waving), Antibland's Mom.

Wait... don't opposites attract? If we're bland, and you're antibland then that means . . .

[shudder]

You need some more spanking, antibland? And where's antibitch? I'm single now too and would welcome a girlfriend who can get totally behind a complete moron!

Antibland's scalpel got too dull for her and antibitch changed her name to antiman.

poking the dumb hive
 

Bitches part deux

Your comments were all so...well, I can tell you really tried. The fact that some of you are writing in complete sentences, well, I...I'm too caught up to go on.

Maybe just a little.

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You were by far the worst to this point. You "came" too soon. The whole scalpel metaphor should have been preserved for later. The fact that you blew your mental batch on your first post is sad. Way to blow it for the other flamers who were all pooling their lemming IQs for later. Antibland says, "tsk tsk."

Steve Dallas
You can do better (shudder). I was really feelin' a decent flame coming (shudder), but it was snuffed by wet lazy logs like you who can't develop a solid thought (shudder). How's that 'shudder' thing working for you? I saw its popularity wane towards the twilight of 2002. Nice to see someone is still keeping it going. Like flowers on a grave.

The rest of you were too bland to comment on.

who are you? fucking Bob Dole? i wasn't aware anyone else outside of saturday night live still referred to themselves in the third person. (third person means you refer to yourself by name.)

but aside from that thanks for taking a break from the chat rooms to visit. it's nice to see you haven't worn your "o" button out on this new keyboard, but don't get to cocky, it won't be long before all the keys stick on this one too.

Guess we really made an impact.

See you next year.

We've both impacted each others' lives profoundly. See you next year.

AntiMonthly

If by "impacted" you mean that you are "completely full of shit" ...

(yeah, yeah, I know I shouldn't tease the rabid monkeys)

You shouldn't ruin a perfect farewell. If only everyone knew the timing that comes with truth. A stopwatch inside a flame.

ps

You shouldn't be so concerned about rabid monkeys. It seems you've got your hands full of whale cock at the moment. And your name is Wolf...hmm...you really like animals, huh?

ohhh, a traditional troll in it's native environment! Most have either evolved or died out by now.

oh, Krikey! what we've got 'ere is a prime example of a troll, mates. let's poke it wit' a stick an' see what 'appens.

animal kingdom
 

A troll on fire. Can you poke me in the lower back, though? I'm kind of tight there from carrying this enormous fuc*king brain.

Thanks animals (jaguars, whales, monkeys, and even wolves),

Antibland

ps

Jaguar, have you ever noticed that you have really thin lips? They make me a little ill. I'm sorry for you. Don't think about it. Just take that picture down. In the meantime, here's a fuc*ked up refugee baby named AntiLips with lips as disturbing as yours.

http://www.caringforchina.org/images...th_hairlip.jpg

AB, you retain my welcome to convert to a more "typical" user situation if you like. I know these people are harsh but you may enjoy just talking to them instead of baiting them like this.

cock

Hey, Mr. Excitement... sorry the scalpel thing didn't work out. Glad to see you've found what you're good at! Sorry about the misunderstanding last time. Thought you might still need a logo. No charge!


http://onfinite.com/libraries/389944/96d.jpg

Here's another logo that seems to be applicable. Or, if you prefer, a candid, light-hearted moment in the life of antibland.

http://www.jossip.com/dailyj/2005_03..._penisnose.jpg

Undertoad,

Thanks for the offer, but I'm just making my yearly visit down into the cellar. Being that I've now satisfied my visit by burning the asses of these lemmings with my magnifying glass and enormous fu*cking brain, it's back to work for me. See y'all in 365.

Antibland (god, I love writing that name)

antibland, you seem familiar to me somehow. it's the constant repetition of your name - signing with your name just above the automatic sig line (which is also your name). maybe narcissism of this magnitude is more common than i thought.

please do come play with us, though. it's not as though you don't do a search on your name in here everyday, you self-absorbed twat. lurking is for pussies.

/mute/


Ahhh. Much better.

Like I said, I make a yearly appearance here. That's how I like it.
It's nice to hear that you want me to play in your little sandbox more often, but I would turn blander than I am now. And that's already too bland for me to accept.

Still, half of me is two of you. I could be a leader here, little pieces of me flaking off into your collective consciousness as the years rolled by, but that wouldn't be good for either of us. I'd be whittled down into a false peasant stretching my doughy little arms into the light. Now shoo, shoo, cellarites. My time here is up. Time to work out.

You are in our sandbox, remember dumbass?

Oh, and I can just picture your workout...

http://www.pinkinvaders.com/gallery/weights.JPG

Another $50 worth...


http://onfinite.com/libraries/393784/d00.jpg

I could use a pair of golden shorts. That's what my life has been lacking. All this attention is so flattering. I thank you all.

Hey AB, just wondering how that logo contest turned out and how your webscapel site is doing.

Is it true that a 13 year old won the contest? And did your mom pay the little tyke for this?

This is why I can't converse with you cellarites any longer. You're all too fu*cking dumb! Rule 1, if you're going to insult someone, at least spell with the prowess of a brain-damaged second-grader. Better yet, hire that 13-year-old kid. I'm sure he could spell rings around you.

Sheesh,

http://www.eastbayri.com/temporaryimages/bp1889.jpg

WebScrapple is more like it.

And your pic is supposed to go in your profile, dumbass.

Wasn't he supposed to be gone by now? That's what he said he was going to do, right?

Dave-ja-vu...

Funny how you caught that spelling pun yet you paid a 13 year old for a misspelled logo design. Dipshit.

Or was this the design winner?

ha ha ha ha!!!!

As for the new spelling errors, I just chalk them up to more cellar dumbness. To be fair, if I were missing chromosomes, I would probably struggle with my spelling too.

Wolf, I'm trying but I keep getting new messages from my little slaves here. Let's try a little experiment. I'm not going to post to this thread anymore until some dumb cellar shit does. Gee, I wonder who will post first? You guys love me—that must be why you keep trying to bring me back for more. Like I said, I’m flattered, but I must go. Experiment begins now. Here's some more bait to suck on, lemmings. Take notes, ok?

http://www.dustyroaddesigns.com/storage/cellar1.gif

No, I want the last word.

Now, nobody post after me!

Thanks, Happy Monkey. Experiment over. I knew one of you tards had to have the last word. Hope that bait was nice and yummy. Still, I'm impressed, you lasted a whole 6 minutes. :thumbsup:

how about if we give UT the last word and let him lock the damn thread? if this genius didn't have an email pop up to remind him about this diversion he'd probably forget all about the cellar so he could fully concentrate on his jerking off.

Good idea