The Newbie Welcome Thread
 

Why not, ya know? We have a birthday thread...might as well have a welcome thread.

Welcome THE SLAYER...a fan of the band, by chance? They fucking rule!

Hi, everybody who remembers me and who doesn't:)

Hi.

Hi Hugo. :D Welcome to the Cellar.

justme, I don't, but then again there's a lot of things I don't remember. :bonk: Welcome back anyway.

"I don't, but then again there's a lot of things I don't remember. "

It's okay. I remember you:)

So do the juvenile authorities and that's a loooonnnnng time. :)

Hello. Can't believe how addictive this place is! Thanks for the welcome note! :blush:

Howdy! I have been reading for a while now... I just thought I should make it official.

Hi Iggy, you're now officially irredeemable. :biggrin:

:D

hey... how bout i introduce myself? a good beggining is a good beggining, you follow me? im jakob. i am a god in my own little world. you can visit, but dont eat my animals. erm... i have no idea what to say, so i will leave you with these words:


if noone sees you, its legal.

Welcome to the Cellar TAMM but remember, leave your plagues and pestilence at home. :biggrin:

To the newbies:

If this thread wasn't here, would you have posted on one of the other threads, or was this the impetus to jump in?

Hey Bruce I feel so left out, wheres MY "official" greeting?

Hi Onyx- I have posted a couple of times. It is nice to be invited to speak though.

lol I'm glad you didn't "wait to be invited". Welcome! I'm sure Bruce will roll out the "welcome wagon" soon.

My bad, I read the above and assumed you'd been officially welcomed. :blush:
To make amends I'll send you a picture of me naked. You can keep it in your medicine cabinet in place of ipecac. :lol:

can I have one? :blush:

Certainly Dear. :)
The Earl of Hurl, at your service.

:eek: Well Bruce it's good to see you care. I guess getting left out has it's perks. :D

Hi All!

My 2nd post (I submitted a joke a minute ago...). Just wanted to say "cheers".

Welcome!

I see you have your priorities straight. :thumbsup:

The latter :D
Now I can post without feeling I am interrupting. Yayy! :)

Hi, I'm a newbie!! I'm glad that this thread is here - I hate to just barge in on a conversation, so this is nice. Thank you! :)

archergirl: You're not Sigourney Weaver by any chance are you?

That's interesting, then Syc had a good idea. Not that Syc doesn't have other good ideas....you know what I mean.
Anyway, welcome to the Cellar, glad you're both here. :D

wouldn't that be cool! ;) Thanks for the welcome!

Hello all, my name is Graeme and I'm from Scotland, just thought I'd properly introduce myself. :biggrin:

Hey graeme, I'm new too. welcome! :)

I guess I count as a newbie. And good to see that you used the "newbie" way of saying it. Apparently there is a difference between Noob and Newbie. I've been through so many discussions about the way you say it.

yo yo yo.

Hello she who is a newb as well. *bows curtly* it is a pleasure to meet you.

I didn't know there was a difference!!!! :confused:

Us noobs shall inherit the Earth!!

Noob, newbie, newby, newbe...bah. You're all members and you're all welcome. :)

Hello, after leaving a few posts in other threads thought I might as well introduce myself as a newbie.

Really enjoying the site

Hi gingerstar61!

Hi.

Welcome. We bid you ... Welcome.

Thanks, Dra . . . Wolf. :cool:

Not that it's important, but isn't there a welcome message at the bottom of the screen on the main menu - 'Welcome to our newest member xxx'...

Yes, but sometimes people sign up and then look around and get intimidated. They don't know where to start.
This thread gives them a place to make that first post, break the ice, with confidence that they aren't breaking some unwritten rule of posting or something.
If they've read a little of most of the forums out there, they have probably seen people harassed for some stupid net-etiquette bullshit.
Once they make that first post here, we've got them hooked. Bwahahahahahaaha. :headshake

The Cellar: Internet Crack. The first taste is free.

Furry muff. Welcome newtons, I look forward to conversing/debating/fighting with you in the near future.

Welcome to you all!!!!!!!!!! I'm a midbe...... be careful no room for the thinskinned. However, great group of people with much insight. Hang in there.... ;)

Hello Everyone.

I feel totally out-classed intellectually, surfing this forum. I opened the "thisisnotporn" thread, and wanted to shoot myself in the face! CheerS!

Is this where I go for Bruce to "catch me"? Please be gentle.......

Funny, opening that thread usually makes us want to shoot them in the face.

we don't understand where they came from. They just growed.

Welcome Boo-Yah and Tonchi.

Have fun.

Don't poke tw with a stick and you should be okay.

Say what? Uh...sure...Hi. Gentle? My motto is "Have it Your Way" :blush:

Hi to the ones I missed too. I see Ms Wolf has seen to your needs. :thumb:

i think tony is attracting new cellarites with his rock-stardom. the newist member's name is Bassplayer.

either that or UT is developing multiple personalities like Marichiko.

bass player? where? catch it! quick!

I have a link to here in my sig on Harmony Central Bass Forum.

talkbass.com/forums is also a nice place to talk about bass.

i am new. i am not funny. i am posting dumb postie posts cos i is dum. i also posted a cool poem wich is realy cool. please read it. god save the pickkled onion producing countries :question: :question:

Oh christ.

nice t'meetcha, gingerdumbandproud.

btw, I did see your poem, and I think congratulations are in order. either for the poem or the subject of the poem, or being able to post it.

Welcome to the cellar

would you like to take the quiz?

Oh my Dearest Cellar - Where have you been all my life? I thought I was alone in this wide weird world - now I know there are others as wild and wacky as me! Thank you for all of the joy you have provided in my lurking days - now that I've "commited" myself, I only hope I can keep up!

I gave up trying to "keep up" a long time ago.

Welcome!

Yes, Laura Dern is hot, and I promise not to STALK ANYONE, or ask for money, or for someone to design my web page for $50. $60 maybe..............: D